swerve

A person who has clepto tendencies. And who is known for fucking you over

That dude is such a swerve

by HisAngel666 February 11, 2018

punk served

When you walk through a public place, like a mall, and you see a group of 12 year old punk kids. Just the sight of them ruins your day and may actually cause you physical pain.

-Hey man, what's wrong, are you having a heart attack
-No, I just got punk served, It hurts so bad
-Damn that sucks
-If I don't make it kill those bastards for me

by Captain Spalding September 7, 2005

soft served ass cream

when a woman is deep throating a man, and he hits her uvula with his cock. this causes her to gag and puke in his dick hole. afterwards, he procedes to fuck her. when he busts, and she creams, the man pulls out as the fluids drip and flow into her ass. the woman then shits in the man's mouth in a swirling motion.

I went to rita's yesterday. your mom gave me some soft served ass cream. it tasted like shit

by icecream, sex, larry, shit, sexy May 6, 2008

russo swerve

Any time a wrestling angle takes a shocking, unexpected and senseless twist. Can be applied to the real world any time something completely unexpected (and absurd) happens. Named after pro wrestling writer Vince Russo, who made this completely random form of plot twist commonplace during his time in the WWE, and to an even greater extent during his time in WCW, where he used the Russo Swerve so much that it was considered shocking when a Russo Swerve DIDN'T occur.

*Kenmore delivery man comes to the door*

Kenmore Guy: Here's the fridge you ordered, sir

*brings a huge box into the house*

You: Ah, wonderful! This new refrigerator will look lovely with my East Indian dinette set! Open the box, and let's take a look at it!

*Kenmore guy opens up the box to reveal a donkey*

Kenmore guy: It's a Russo swerve! *runs away*

You: WTF?

Donkey: HEE HAW

by jasonisjericho November 12, 2008

Swerve

To ski on a single slalom water ski.

Skiing side to side behind a boat, in a manner similar to slalom skiing around bouys.

The water was like glass, so we had a swerve.

He is a great swerver.

Bought a new swerve stick for this summer.

by Swervn November 10, 2011

sasha swerve

Used to describe when somone swerves when they walk, often pushing people off the sidewalk. Created because sasha allways swerves when he walks.

dillion is is stoned he is doing the sasha swerve

by hunter the drunk November 24, 2006

you got served

Popular danc expression which means "I just won the dance off".
Or something like that.

It works like this:
Dancer: *dances at a random person*
Person: *dances back*
***this means "its on now" ****
**the two proceed in a dance off**
Dancer: *loses the dance off*
Person: "You got served"

by Maricolas February 17, 2007