Sweaty monkey

When one drags his nuts across the scree of an unattended cell phone of either an unsuspecting victim or arch enemy.

That prick left his phone on his desk, so I gave him the sweaty monkey.

by XLBOSTON March 6, 2016

The Sweaty Mexican

The act of binge eating Mexican food with the sole intent to get the screaming shits and later on, swipe someone who has pissed you off nose through your pudding blaster like a credit card. Leaving refried beans and charmin on their face.

Dude:1 can you believe my dad made me mow grass?
Dude2: that's bullshit, let's go to El Toril and later on you can give that mother fucker the sweaty Mexican!
Dude1: lets go fam!

by turnitloose June 11, 2016

Sweaty Sergio

The hottest man on the face of the earth. He can make a straight guy become gay. He sweats a lot because his silky brown hair is so thicc just like his but.

Oh, that’s sweaty sergio over there!

by Middleschoolkiddo September 17, 2019

Trent Sweaty

When you get so drunk that you start sweating profusely from your face and arm pits, possibly back also. This is also the state when you walk into a bar on the prowl.

"Hey man, are we getting trent sweaty this weekend?"

by Nas-d February 16, 2017

sweaty stagola

When your sweaty sausage hole lets out sticky milk at a nude beach in July

Last Sunday I was at the beach and a girl looked at me and screamed, " SWEATY STAGOLA!"

by Saggy nut hair June 3, 2014

Sweaty Henson

A hereditary venereal disease that afflicts the male body and causes it to produce copious amounts of perspiration at the slightest bit of physical exertion.

Oh man, Mark just carried some boxes across the parking lot. He’s gonna have a bad case of Sweaty Henson later…

by The Ridger July 21, 2022

sweaty slit

A sweaty slit is a mans penis slit and is very sweaty and stinky.

His never getting a blowjob again he has a sweaty slit.

by Sweatyslit August 23, 2017