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im no superman

This saying is often referes to a situation when someone is overwhelmed with responsibilities that they can't handle on their own.
Scrubs usually wind up saying im no superman because they can't do it all on they're own.
by Alegoman July 4, 2016
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Supermans Cape

The piece of skin between the male testicals and his ass.
Wow, that supermans cape is so hairy.
by Johnny Smith January 30, 2004
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Superman Surprise

The act of having doggy style sex with a woman while wearing the work attire of Clark Kent. Then, unknowingly to the woman, and while still inside her, the man undresses to reveal a full Superman outfit, including a cape. He ejaculates and she turns around to be surprised by the man of steel himself.
I almost gave this bitch a heart attack when I gave her the Superman Surprise. She turned around and saw my cape flowing in the wind, then slapped me in the face.
by JamesBondage October 30, 2010
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superman complex

When you do something that makes you feel like a hero like superman. You saved them and feel great about it.
That crowd surfer almost hit the ground , but my superman complex kicked in and I saved her.
by rexero December 11, 2007
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The New Adventures of Superman

When Teri Hatcher was hot.
There's something wrong with this episode of Desperate Housewives - it looks as if Teri Hatcher is eating food. Oh, wait, it's The New Adventures of Superman.
by OD Smith January 13, 2009
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Superman

1.Wears blue tights, red underwear, a red cape, red boots and big red "S" on his chest. Also known as "Kal El" or "Cal Al" or "Kel El" among other misspellings and pronunciations. From the planet Krypton. Aparently gay, if you've seen the latest film, "Superman Returns."

2.a term used by Hitler and the german Nazi political/religious power of the 1930s to refer to the Aryan race. This fictitious 'master race' was invented by Madame Helena Blavatski, a Theosophist, who pushed her racist agendas in her many occult/paranormal books published a century ago. Hitler had read several of these book, especially "The Secret Doctrine" which suggested the Aryan Race was a 'super-evolved' type of people on earth. Blavatski, Guido von List, and Heinrich Himmler, among others subscribed to the idea of the 'aryan superman' and that Jews were an alien race. They floated conspiracy theories about Jews, Gypsies, and other races to promote their right wing agendas, but it is important to note, they believed in these theories.

3.a fictitious character in the series of novels by Jack Z. Armstrong written in the 1920s, who was made of chalk, and performed miracles on tuesdays, thursdays and fridays, when the sun wasn't shining in the presence of monkeys while they were eating. These novels called the "Dunsenheim Adventures" were purportedly channelled by Armstrong from what he referred to as 'aliens from the zo-klu-ti-mus dimension.' He copied these stories on to carbon paper and then held them up to a mirror and then typed his manuscripts. Armstrong died in 1956 from cervical cancer.
Look, up in the sky, its a turd, its a plane, its Superman!
by sternwise December 28, 2006
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superman a joint

When you smoke a whole j in one breath.
Superman a joint and it'll really fucked you up.
by Paulis DEad September 9, 2006
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