Superman Awesome

Believing something is more awesome than superman. Something that is totally fly...

Man that sweater is superman awesome.

by Unicorn Skittles February 11, 2017

superman love

The love you have for your homies. No homo

Joel: dog we've been homies forever.

Bryan: yeah nigga I got superman love for you.

by Angel Luciano January 16, 2014

Stealth Superman

When you sneak up behind someone, cum on their back and throw a sheet, sticking it to their back. without them realizing. Superman, but stealthy

Oh shit bro! You see me stealth superman that bitch! *High five*

by Stealth_Superman March 1, 2016

Superman sick

When your so sick that you feel worse than Superman being sick as hell

Guy 1: Man last weak I was Superman sick

Guy 2: That sucks you missed 6 test

by Superb Marco Frog April 8, 2013

Superman plank

When a woman lays on her stomach and the man planks over her then proceeds to violently thrust to the point that the women can't go anywhere so she gotta take all the dick. This act is especially effective if the male has a bbc then you can finesse it perfectly.

Did yall see Lena the plug get reamed by Jason Luv?? That shit was brutal, he did the superman plank .

by Horchatalover69 July 17, 2023

Superman Job

When the hero superman uses his super strength and speed for the good of humanity by giving someone the best handjob. His strength alongside his speed help harden the penis and helps the person achieve pleasure at optimal level.

Dude, did you see the ad in the local newspaper? Superman jobs are only 7 bucks now!

I got the BEST superman job yesterday! it was amazing!

by Superman Handjobs FTW June 16, 2009

crank that superman

Means to Sperm on your girlfriends back and then and throw a blanket on her back and let the gizz dry then when it dries it'll be stuck to her back and she's superman!

Crank that superman!

by Aiden3001 March 3, 2008