Facebook Mum

A "Facebook mum" is a middle-aged woman who constantly posts about their life and kids on Facebook. They have a group of friends who are also "Facebook mums" and drink wine together.
They always use emojis and always text hash tags like: #winetime #hardworkingmums #proudmum #mamabear
These are the emojis they always use: 🥰 😍 😘 🤗 🤪 💖 ❤️ 💋 🍷 🍾 🍻 🥳 😬 😜 🤯 🤒 😱 😓 😢
An example of how they talk online:
Hiya love ☺️🥰 free to have some wine time tonight with the girls? 🤪🍷❤️💖 #Friends4Ever #WineTime🍾
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Facebook mums are usually 35-60 years old.

by rosepetalsx September 23, 2023

Ya Mum

Nickname for a female birth-giver that is used to indicate that so called mum is quite Dank.

Ya mum looks like a deranged gorilla.

by Mr McDinguserrill April 7, 2020

ur mum

when ur british friend tries to roast you

when u insult your british friend they will most likely say this to you they will say "I know ur mum is tho."

by lizzie.io December 20, 2019

Robbie's mum

A women who is willing to wank off the entire rugby team because they said they needed their cocks cleaned. Usually a very nice lady but thick as shit. She probably likes art and cooking. you'll never see her do anything else.

"er, Joe" said Robbie's mum

by the dark lord October 18, 2018

Sickle mum

A persons mother who doesn't understand the definition of Angelina stfu , bffaesywneabbo is another definition for sickle mum .

She's such a sickle mum

by Sickle mum June 27, 2020

ya mum

also candice

what else

ya mum is ya mum also

"joemama"

"ur mom"

"your mom"

"adult"

by someone else thats not u fan October 6, 2021

Highgate Mum

A disparaging term used to refer to a certain clique of north London, white, liberal, middle-aged mothers. They can be seen frequenting Gail's, Hampstead Heath, brunch, and attending yoga and pilates. They are known to be 'right-on'- meaning they empathise with their children on issues such as inequality and climate change, while simultaneously driving an oversized 4x4 to drop little Tom and Eva off every morning at their £20,000 a year private school.

1: Have you been keeping up with Susan on FaceBook recently?
2: Yeah she's become a real Highgate Mum ever since she started shopping at Waitrose

by MultiTrack June 26, 2021