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Vinaigrette Strokes

The female version of Vinegar Strokes. The pre-orgasmal point of no return for women during sex.
We were making sweet, sweet love when, suddenly, I saw into her soul as she had her vinaigrette strokes.
by TheRealVeritas October 28, 2017
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thunder stroke

The act of being jerked off by a woman who is being electrocuted,
hey man how was it last night with your girl ?

Dude Samantha’s using the thunder stroke method on me

What’s that ?

When she jerks You off with 250 volts running through her body

Wow ! That sounds stimulating
by Skellzmaster February 10, 2018
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Real striker

A dude that can fornicate with women for a long time without ejaculating.
I was hitting that hoe last night she tapped out after 25 minutes. She ain’t know she was fucking with a real striker
by Squidsummer July 15, 2021
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pump and stroke

When a man gets on all fours and a woman or significant other sticks their finger in your rectal cavity while jerking you off from behind
I was leaving the bar with my homies got home and the next thing I know she broke me off with the old pump and stroke
by 74Batman1987 May 30, 2017
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Soak n Stroke

Rubbing one out while soaking in the tub and chumming up your own bath water.
Why does Uncle Frank take such long baths? He likes to soak n stroke.

Your mom drew me a hot bath and offer me a hand job but I said I preferred to soak n stroke tonight.
by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2017
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Redeem My Stroke

Most likely coined by the youtuber Bigg Jah. When you give a girl some trash dick and you meet up with her again to give her that new and improved good shit you been working on since the last time.
Lamantay: You should have kept this between us two
Tiffany: I'm sorry but I don't know-
Lamantay: -I can do better, give me the opportunity to redeem my stroke
by WonderAayPass December 5, 2019
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Spit on your hand and stroke my cock at a medium pace

The start of the second verse of "At A Medium Pace" by Adam Sandler
Spit on your hand and stroke my cock at a medium pace
Play with my balls and tell me how big they are
Honey rub your beaver up and down my face
Sit on the corner of the bed and watch me whack off

You see that shampoo bottle
Now stick it up my ass
Push it in and out at a medium pace
Talk about your old boyfriend's dick and how big it was
Now shave off my pubs and punch me in the face

Oh darling, make me push my dick and balls
Back between my legs
Call me an ugly woman and take my picture
To show all the people you work with

Now pull up my scrotum
And take that shampoo bottle out of my ass
Pretend I'm the pizza delivery guy
And watch me whack off
Strap on a dildo and make me give you head
Tell me slow down and do it at a medium pace

Oh, I feel so humiliated
I'm about to blow my load
You tell it's time to make love
But now I can't 'cause I spewed all over myself
Then you look into my eyes, then you realize
How much I enjoy loving you
I'm so sorry I spunked on my stomach
Maybe next time I'll be better at loving you
by Wicked Uncle Ernie November 15, 2022
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