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StealthyPoo

Stealthy poo is where you put toilet paper down on the water so that the poop doesn't make a sound nor does water splash at your ass.
"Wakes up in the middle of the night"

You:Damn I need to shit !
You:If I take a shit now its going to get my butt wet and might wake someone up
You:I'll take a "StealthyPoo" !
"Takes a Stealthypoo with a clean non-wet butt and without making a sound"
by Jinaholic September 13, 2011
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stealth queer

a homosexual who sneaks in under the gaydar.
"What, NPH is gay?"
"Yea, he's a stealth queer. Totally sneaks in under the gaydar".
by JBro89 November 15, 2011
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sleastie

A slutty form of a yeastie. A yeastie that does not discriminate who she tcb's with.

A slutty Yeastie : Sleastie
"Oh man, I rooted a massive fat sleastie last night."

"There is so many sleastie's here"

"I love sleastie's!!!!!!!"
by PtripleD January 6, 2012
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Stealth Piss

A method of urination (males only) in which an individual pisses around on the toilet bowl but NOT the water so as to avoid making any kind of audible sound
Ah shit, there's somebody in the next cubicle, better stealth piss
by infinitevoid October 11, 2012
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stealth slip

The quick one-touch/grab movement, which, if you are lucky places your penis back under the belt-line of your pants in the unfortunate event of a public boner.
F: What's that lump in your pants?
M: Oh shit, I'll just pull my stealth slip!
by slickslider December 9, 2013
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stealth hug

A hug given via stealthy means, thus surprising the recipient. Stealth huggers sometimes approach from behind and often comes accompanied by a proceeding distraction and a following exclamation of "STEALTH HUG!"
Elite stealth huggers involve elaborate schemes to distract the recipient sometimes by involving an accomplice.
"Look over there, there's a three headed monkey! STEALTH HUG!"
by thestumonkey January 17, 2014
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Stealthen

A nice person who's feelings are okay. They tend to look happy but there feelings are sad though. They get angry a lot but they will calm down. They are trouble makers but they will make it up to you
Omg that's a stealthen
by loyce January 1, 2015
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