Stapler Gun

A .45 su machine gun used on Counter Strike and is concidered the worst gun in the game by most.

You just got fucking pwned by the stapler gun. You suck at life.

by Matt Mcelhinney September 10, 2005

Stapo

Slang for a state police officer, it comes from the combination of State and Po.It also coincidently sounds like gestapo.

Person #1: Damn, I knew that guy would get caught by the Stapos.

Person #2: That what happens when you drive 110 on a highway like a retard.

by Ronoc N May 12, 2008

STAP

Acronym
Same. Time. And. Place.

Usually used as a question to ask about when and where you are meeting with someone that you regularly meet in the same place at the same time each week, month, year etc.

Person 1: Hey what are we doing on Friday?
Person 2: Stap?
Person 1: Yeah ok.

by Wisdom Pen February 23, 2018

Stead

A stead is a fat old creepy nerd who yells at kids and abuses them

“Did u see that fat old dude” “yeah he’s a massive stead”

by Mzfxfxdcbcvv June 17, 2021

100 staple challenge

When idiots with too much time on their hands get someone to staple them with a staple gun so they can show off their idiocy and provide laughs for the rest of us.

Dude, did you see that guy who stapled himself 100 times because he got 100,000 subscribers on YouTube? He called it the 100 staple challenge!

Yeah, that was really stupid, but HILARIOUS!!

by RationalPresident February 15, 2014

staph

An infection usually associated with surgery that can spread through the body and cause death. BTW its very contagious gl all you doctors

A: A doctor gave johnny staph during surgery.
B: Cool! Now we can beat the third level of dungeons and dragons!
A: He died...

by c0ntr0l October 27, 2007

stapleton

Someone who can't keep his hands out of his pants, even at the most inappropriate times. Often has great difficulty spelling four letter words. Often accompanied with the first name Daniel.

Dammit Stapleton, get your hands out of your pants!

by Mr. Stabby April 20, 2005