Virtual STD

A virtually transmitted disease, where someone you mercy-friend'ed on Facebook won't stop stalking your profile, by constantly and annoyingly commenting on your pics and postings.

I caught a virtual STD on Facebook last week - I accepted a friend request from an old work friend and she's been stalking my profile ever since.

by regretful mercy-friender May 11, 2009

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STD

Short for Sexually Transmitted Disease.

I was so damn horny that I said, "fuck the condom AND the dental dam too!". I was sorry when I got my results at the STD clinic.

by wishIwasAdocter January 26, 2010

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by Vexed Wolf March 24, 2010

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Also known as the lesser seen Molly creature, you can find these phenomenons in Indonesia, Switzerland (Leysin American School), Venezuela, Australia, and Kazakhstan. The Molly has a variety of sexually transmitted diseases such as Aids, Herpes, and Syphilis.

Melissa: Oh my god, did you see that creature leaping through the trees?
Kat: Oh, you mean the Walking STD?
Melissa: I didn't know the Molly migrates to Switzerland!
Kat: Yeah, well, this one has been here for almost two years now, so, you kinda get used to it.

by kattheyeoham October 21, 2009

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