Shat Stab

When one shits on a plate, molds the feces into a knife, and stabs someone in the eye with the newly forged weapon.
by mattyferocious July 24, 2010
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Butt Stab

A situation or a series of events when the truth and the best course of action is realized by an individual and when shared within the group becomes the solution that someone else takes credit for.
God Damn the widget machine is fucked up and Frank fixed it, but I am going to Butt Stab him to the boss.
by sleeper x March 30, 2011
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Vaga-stab

When you stab someone in the vagina. Similar to cunt punch.
The bitch wouldn't suck my shit so i gave her a vaga-stab.
by Ndiesel April 06, 2009
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Internet Stab

Usually accompanied by asterisks * on either side.
Used in Instant Message conversations and on forums as an expression of fake anger or spontaneity.

Can be used as an emotional expression, random gesture, or conversation starter as in the example.
IMer 1: Hey, whats up?
IMer 2: *internet stab*!
IMer 1: OH GOD YOU STABBED ME OVER THE INTERNET!!!
by asd103045 January 16, 2008
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anal stab

when you get butt fucked repedativeley untill you bleed.
dang dude,i got such a bad anal stab lastnight that i cant even walk.
by audrey gilMORE October 25, 2007
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stabbing the cat

a really cool way to say jacking off

also somethng you can say in front of your parents becuase they won't get it.
"Dude that guy is fucking stabbing the cat in the mall!!!"
by Haley ann January 07, 2008
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stabbed in the back

"I was in his office, things got steamy, and then I got stabbed in the back for 2 hours"
by Kakarot73 November 09, 2013
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