Random Stab

Previously used in Olde English and was understood to be the act of copulation between two men at 'colourful' nightclubs.

Example: Isn't a random stab something that happens on party evenings at Rainbows when the lights go out' Otis

Now known as: A wild accusation by a Coventry fan

My sincerest apologes Ben, I did not mean to imply you were bent. Not there's anything wrong with that, if you are actually gay. Sorry. The perfect random stab.

Someone drifting over the edge with homophobic remarks

by Corkscrew November 11, 2009

Toe stab

When your stamina bar is fucked so hard and some piece of shit Roman stabs your toes into Oblivion so you end up on the ground with 10hp left and see your life flash before your eyes.

“The rep 70 glad just hit me with a toe stab I’m so fucking done with this game”

by Mighty Queppen March 17, 2021

Half stab

The act of stabbing someone with a vegetable.

The pimp half stabbed a shop keeper with a carrot

by Brit-tastic September 24, 2009

Flab Stab

When someone is stabbed in a particularly meaty / fatty region of their body, it is noted as being a "Flab Stab". The buttocks, abdomen, chest, thighs and underarms are all places which contain a sufficiently high fat percentage to be regions where a "Flab Stab" is a possibility.

The knife was thrusted into Dr. Evil's buttocks at high speed, gushing blood and fat outwards. Dr. Evil slumped to the floor, motionless.

"Aha! So even the greatest fall from the Flab Stab!" said Mr. Raminov.

by Dr. Jekyl June 20, 2006

h-stab

Stands for High Speed Tactical Assault Bounce.

Dude... Let's H-stab it out of here before the cops come...

by Ddfungddtg April 3, 2016

Botty stab

Botty stab : a polite version of "fucked up the ass" used around impressionable youngsters. Typically used for a less grievous situation than an actual FUTA moment, for instance, a mere metaphorical tickle on the butt. Also, most often announced by the person kicking themselves in the ass. Ideally the impressionable youngster will not know the full meaning, and will forever remain ignorant of this etymology until they read this Urban Dictionary entry (or a plagiarized version thereof) . Coined around 1980 by a New Zealander living in Churton Park, Wellington.

Example: realizing he just gave away all his lives in a Comodore64 game to his opponent, "Oh, botty stab."

by Geonmaster July 24, 2017

Face_Stab

The Proest runecaper Everyone wishes to be him but there is only one pro and thats Face_Stab

''Wow I Wish I Was Face_Stab'' Says the little boy.

by HiGuysImaPro January 14, 2009