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stab-and-forgive

A stabbing action at a person who offended you or made a poor excuse for their absence. After stabbing them you can forgive them.
On the night of John's stag do his mate called up and said "sorry i can't make it". Stab@him, but forgive him. Stab-and-forgive.

On the night of a Huge engagement party so and so did not turn up, because of spam email apparently. Stab-and-forgive.

See also: stab@thee.
by stabmeister August 14, 2006
mugGet the stab-and-forgivemug.

Butt Stab

A situation or a series of events when the truth and the best course of action is realized by an individual and when shared within the group becomes the solution that someone else takes credit for.
God Damn the widget machine is fucked up and Frank fixed it, but I am going to Butt Stab him to the boss.
by sleeper x April 16, 2011
mugGet the Butt Stabmug.

Internet Stab

Usually accompanied by asterisks * on either side.
Used in Instant Message conversations and on forums as an expression of fake anger or spontaneity.

Can be used as an emotional expression, random gesture, or conversation starter as in the example.
IMer 1: Hey, whats up?
IMer 2: *internet stab*!
IMer 1: OH GOD YOU STABBED ME OVER THE INTERNET!!!
by asd103045 January 18, 2008
mugGet the Internet Stabmug.

Vaga-stab

When you stab someone in the vagina. Similar to cunt punch.
The bitch wouldn't suck my shit so i gave her a vaga-stab.
by Ndiesel April 6, 2009
mugGet the Vaga-stabmug.

anal stab

when you get butt fucked repedativeley untill you bleed.
dang dude,i got such a bad anal stab lastnight that i cant even walk.
by audrey gilMORE November 11, 2007
mugGet the anal stabmug.

stabbed in the back

"I was in his office, things got steamy, and then I got stabbed in the back for 2 hours"
by Kakarot73 November 8, 2013
mugGet the stabbed in the backmug.

stabbing the cat

a really cool way to say jacking off

also somethng you can say in front of your parents becuase they won't get it.
"Dude that guy is fucking stabbing the cat in the mall!!!"
by Haley ann January 14, 2008
mugGet the stabbing the catmug.

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