red squares

the opposite of blue balls

person 1: last night, she gave me red squares.
person 2: what the fuck...? is that..?

by m0ntana May 15, 2021

Springboob Squirepin

A mispronunciation of SpongeBob SquarePants’ name that was said by the realistic fish head news caster. This phrase was said in the episode “Merimaidman and Barnacleboy II” which is also Season 1, Episode 20.

The realistic fish head mispronounced spongebobs name as Springboob Squirepin.

by boomergee. June 27, 2022

Hershey Squirts

When one gets the feeling in which they need to fart but a little bit more comes out of their anal vent causing liquid feces to drizzle down there pants.

I was in class when i need to fart but i instead got the hershey squirts

by BigKmunna October 14, 2022

reachin’ for the squares

Heading to the Waffle House.

I was out all night sinking beers that come 3am I was reachin’ for the squares!

by ceejaydee July 1, 2015

Squire

To service a woman (yes, sexually).

"He squired me yesterday."

by It's here, so it must be true. September 28, 2009

Squire

Squire is an amazing friend. He is very honest—can sometimes be too brutal. But we all need that honest friend! He is very outgoing and friendly. He can make a friend with ANYONE! He can talks all the time and always has some story to tell. He also has an amazing smile and very athletic and talented. He is all around a superb guy.

Squire is the greatest.

Squire is my friend.

by Maggiemay123 June 13, 2018

hershey squirts

when one has uncontrollable bowl movements due to bad diarreah

dude i need a diaper or somthing...i've got killer hershey squirts

by shiv March 14, 2004