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Squire

Noun

A wart found on or around a penis of a male stripper.

Squires are transmitted through sexual intercourse. To prevent the spread of squires, one should always wear a condom or give up on sex entirely.

Closely related to a qwerty but squires are found on the male sex.
L: Oh my god! I found a squire last night when I was masturbating!

P: Are you serious? You need to get that shit checked out!
by LuckyLemon February 15, 2009
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Squire

A tale of one's past exploits, told with immense detail, often tracking through several other unrelated exploits, eventually returning to the initial purpose of the tale after losing many listeners along the way.
After hypnotising the audience with his squire, David left the room chuffed at his efforts, although a little perplexed at the less than euphoric response.
by Mr. C. December 1, 2004
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Squigee

Lets keep our relationship on the squigee.
by David Hansen November 25, 2003
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squimble

To move about.
the pregnent woman said.."I just felt the baby squimble
by Trumpetcatz July 30, 2003
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squimp

Somebody who goes against there guild is seen as a squimp. Liek if you tell other guilds the tactcis or something along those lines. Treason to your guild, clan or squad.
Don't recrute him/her is a squimp
by P'ro May 15, 2006
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Squimer

(N.) a guy who squirms around and screams whenever he busts a nut
“I was with a guy last night, but it turns out that he was a squimer”
Yikes
by Skippy von Butters June 18, 2018
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squirepin

a begginer bowler
thst guys a bloody squirepin
by miles April 19, 2003
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