squidshark

white woman who fucks a asian man

the squidshark couldnt stop laughing after she seen the size of her chinese lovers penis.

by leok037 January 14, 2009

Squidward

When you rest your testicles on a persons eyes and use your dick for their nose.

Last night when jimmy passed out at the party i gave him a nice squidward.

by EvanVanderbelt December 30, 2016

Bizmark Skidmark

Where you deficate onto a woman with large breastes, preferably in between them. After the turd is in between the two dirty pillows you proceed to tit fuck her and it will leave the skidmark!

Cody: Dude I can't believe she broke up with you!?

Nathan: I know!! all i wanted is to do a Bizmark Skidmark, she's a fucking prude!

by Daniel Lafferty March 28, 2010

Turbo Skidmarks

One who talks alot of knowledge but lacks it, most likely due to his smaller body parts.

The kid in the Chevy is Turbo Skidmarks?

by 98freestylin June 12, 2015

skidmarks

When fecal material protrudes from your rectum and your clothing picks up debris. The term skidmark comes from the resemblance to tire marks on the ground.

Damn B! It smells like shit in here, dawg! I think sumbody just shit theyself or at least lef skidmarks all over they drawls.

by Pengy July 25, 2003

Squidwards nose

My fat soggy penis

My soggy penis is squidwards nose

by KelandSmith February 18, 2020

squidward

a character in spongebob squarepants who has a thing hanging down from his face and is irritated by almost everthin except himself.

hey, i feel squidward.. and stop disturbing me.

by ? January 11, 2004