Bare bum shuffle

When you have finished your business on the toilet and find some bastard has left you an empty toilet roll. You then shuffle across the bathroom bare arsed, with your pants around your ankles to get some loo paper from the cupboard.

Her "This morning you didn't replace the toilet paper"
Him "Hee, hee did you have to do the bare bum shuffle?"
Her (furious) "Yes!"
Him (having a hilarious mental picture) "Ha ha ha!!"

by Luxiebird August 19, 2009

New Couple Shuffle

the "dance" you do when you and someone else just start dating. Usually done next to a car or a house door. Maybe you rock your body or you scuff your feet around.

Wade "How did last night go with the new chick"

Eric "Great, I got a kiss"

Laramie "Yeah, took him ten minutes. They were doing the New Couple Shuffle"

by Dj Imperial Grand Master Eric August 22, 2009

Collingwood Shuffle

Leaving an AFL (Australian rules football) game before its conclusion in anticipation of impending loss. Most common amongst Collingwood supporters, whose proud tradition of leaving en masse at three quarter time to catch the soonest train to Broadmeadows endures to this day.

Also applies to all football supporters too weak to cop a loss and stick with their boys till the final siren.

Roughead slams through his second goal of the 2008 Grand Final, effectively ending Geelong's hopes of back-to-back premierships. And the Collingwood Shuffle commences!!

by DerBayer September 12, 2009

five knuckle shuffle on the ol' piss pump

Masturbation, jerking off.

My mom walked in on me this morning doing the five knuckle shuffle on the ol' piss pump.

by Jeff23 November 7, 2006

moose knuckle shuffle

The process involved in maneuvering the moose knuckle while in public but at the same time trying not to attract attention to your activities. Often used when one 'knuckle' gets pinched and spasms of pain start pulsating through the body.

Chris had to perform a moose knuckle shuffle when he inadvertantly sacked himself while looking at Katie's firecrotch.

by Dr. Blue Balls May 6, 2007

german shuffle

to masturbate furiously,
to knock one out,
to flog the dolphin,
to crack one off,
enjoy a big wank.

"i am going to retire to my work lavatories to enjoy a German shuffle"

by professor snackerson February 3, 2007

scuffle up

To scuffle up is to acquire, get, make, you know words like that.
You can "scuffle up" on pretty much anything.

Slang: I'm trying to scuffle up on some bread
Translation 1: I'm trying to make some money.
Translation 2: I'm trying to get some money.
Translation 3: I'm trying to acquire some money.

Slang: I'm trying to scuffle up on some stereos.
Translation: I'm trying to (get, acquire, steal, etc) some stereos.

by JGuzmannn November 24, 2006