Peepee-squeeze

Squeezing or compacting of the male genitalia; another name for stupid and/or retard

Hey Garrett,you are a little peepee-squeeze for not getting one hundred percent on the math quiz

by Kenneth Cuntwell April 1, 2010

cattle squeeze

Sexual position in which the girl on the bottom (laying on their back) puts her legs vertical and which the male does a missionary style position and puts his skull between her legs and she closes her legs on him like a cow in a cattle squeeze.

Last night Ronda hit me with the cattle squeeze and it sent me back to my days on the ranch.

by Mowerdover November 10, 2020

Squeeze Month

The month in which Ralph too was fighting the urge to get near, to get a handful of that brown, vulnerable flesh. The desire to squeeze and hurt was over-mastering.

“Happy squeeze month Jack!”

“You too Ralph! Now let’s celebrate… ;)”

by MoolyTheCow February 10, 2023

Siberian squeeze

When you insert your balls inside a women vagina and she squeezes the flaps in order to stop the blood flow in your balls making them fall off.

Thanks to the Siberian squeeze, I now have no balls!

by dnjfndsf October 16, 2017

residue squeezing

when a company or industry has saturated the market or is unable to expand its market, it creates products or situations that force consumers to buy more products or services. It creates these through lobbying/legislation or device or contract designs. they squeeze additional residual income and profits to get every last drop from you.

Did you upgrade to the latest version of Quicken? No, they've squeezed all the residue from me so I went to an open source product.

How do you replace the battery in your iPad? I can't. In their residue squeezing ways, I have to pay Apple to do it.

Isn't that the third fan you bought this year? Yeah, they keep breaking, and squeezing all my residue.

by AVDO2 May 2, 2011

pushy squeeze

a sport in which competitors aim for targets using an empty film canister by squeezing it and launching the lid.

fancy a game of pushy squeeze?

hey the pushy squeeze tournaments are on sky sports 1!

by hardcore tomas March 29, 2008

Dry squeeze

(v) the periods during a diarrhetic poop session in which poop fails to present itself. (see: dry heave)

Monica: Hey! You're back! But, you're face is all red. Was that a Dry squeeze?

Carl: Yes. Toss my salad?
Monica: Sure!

by sickboy:( February 9, 2013