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cock squashed

An insult intended to call someone a hoe or slut for taking a lot of dicks.
Maria needs to fuck outta here with her cock squashed ass self.
by NichoKeshaun December 3, 2017
mugGet the cock squashedmug.

Nut squash

This involves a male or female to reach into a males pants, and graving his nuts/balls/family jewels pulled out of a male’s pants. To where the person who intends to do this action upon this male can see male body part/nuts/balls/family jewels. Then starts to add pressure to the nuts/balls/family jewels In a squeezing motion, for 1 minute during this period of time the male would be on the ground in pain bagging you to stop.
I was camping with my friends and classmates as my friends went into my room and taped me to the ground and taped my moth up then started to giggle as I woke up me: “what are you guys doing” but only they could hear as one of my friends started to do a Nut squash
by Biggest brain December 11, 2022
mugGet the Nut squashmug.

Penis squash

This happens when an aggressive stripper thrusts her ass and cunt on your lap while you are enjoying the view.
I got the worst table dance yesterday. That bitch did a penis squash on me and now my junk is killing me.
by JoeyBomm March 6, 2023
mugGet the Penis squashmug.

Shit Nut Squash

“You fucking kids nowadays have it so fucking easy back in my day we used to have Shit Nut Squash for thanksgiving
by YungDirtyJeezuz January 5, 2023
mugGet the Shit Nut Squashmug.

Squash

To become a couch potato until further notice.

Usually given as an order/instruction by a parent, authority figure or even a personal companion who is asking you to stay put for an indefinite amount of time.
I went to pick up frozen yogurt and bumped into her and the kids and they tagged along and I had to take them a bunch of places.

Why didn’t you tell them to squash themselves?
by Mrbigglesworth123456 December 22, 2023
mugGet the Squashmug.

squashed jam donut

Someone who has a really really ridiculously ugly face.
'oh she looked alright'

'dude, she looks like a squashed jam donut"
by Jim Winston November 10, 2011
mugGet the squashed jam donutmug.

queer squash

A pumpkin with a mustache, or a gay Asian guy.
So, James, name a fruit that starts with "Q." "Ummmmm..... Queer squash." James said.
by SirJankytitsmclesbo December 5, 2017
mugGet the queer squashmug.

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