squash rat

when you squash your privates against a glass surface
Did you see Jaxon doing that squash rat?
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queer squash

A pumpkin with a mustache, or a gay Asian guy.
So, James, name a fruit that starts with "Q." "Ummmmm..... Queer squash." James said.
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Squash

To become a couch potato until further notice.

Usually given as an order/instruction by a parent, authority figure or even a personal companion who is asking you to stay put for an indefinite amount of time.
I went to pick up frozen yogurt and bumped into her and the kids and they tagged along and I had to take them a bunch of places.

Why didn’t you tell them to squash themselves?
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Squash

Absolutely fucking awesome, tuff, legendary, cool asf
Ayo Brian these new emotes on fortnite are squash asf!!
by DaT_zEe_KiD June 25, 2018
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Squash

The noise a used condom makes when you step on it.
Little Jimmy had a great night last night with his newly acquired mistress when all the sudden "SQUASH". Jimmy looks down and sees a gross white mess all over his new carpet. Poor Jimmy.
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Squash

A brother in arms, A bro, A Cro, someone who is your day one and got your back in any situation.
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Squash

A bro, A cro. Someone who has your back no matter what and is ready to ride or die with you.
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