Kentucky Fried Chicken serves sporks for utensils.
by Bonnie Time June 3, 2019

Homie was so tired after sex that instead of pulling out he just fell asleep and we ended up sporking.
by Krystle_DA_Belle February 14, 2021

IT IS A SHOOTING BELLOW EATING SHEEP, IF YOU ARE READING THIS THEN YOU ARE A REALLY WEIRD WEIRDO, SO YA
by Pilot_Mousy May 14, 2018

When I hit that spork in the road, I went left but the dip excited me a little bit. It wasn't very notable.
by The_Naked_Snake May 28, 2018

(n.) A jerk, mansplainer, or similar, specifically someone who believes themselves to be of more benefit to the world than they, in fact, are.
I complimented his shoes and he made a big deal about not telling me where he got them so I can't "copy" him. What a spork.
by Hari314 July 8, 2025

Kinda like spooning but somewhere along the way he pulls out his spork and dips it in the pie *wink wink*
by phone guy/dude August 12, 2020

The act of feeding any KFC foods requiring a utensile to your partner with your penis, as well as distributing pussy juice on the biscuit if applicable.
So I just hung out under the table at KFC while some stranger
Sporked a whole container of mac and cheese into my face; hey good lookin'want to spork me some potatoes and gravy?; Why aren't you sporking some of that onto my biscuit?
Sporked a whole container of mac and cheese into my face; hey good lookin'want to spork me some potatoes and gravy?; Why aren't you sporking some of that onto my biscuit?
by Meester Grassyass August 31, 2019
