spaff

a slang word used in alternative of seamen

Oh man, I totally just spaffed my pants!

by belsmith the belsniff June 11, 2015

Groff Snoff

The act of getting orally snoffed by a colleague. Sometimes ends in sexual pleasure, but most often ends in tears. You know you are doing it correctly if your nose bleeds.

Damn, Nick just groff snoffed me in the bathroom. My junk is tender.

by Lo-Mo May 26, 2011

Spiff

To shoot spunk over someones face.

Man 1. Steve is well a bit gay.
Man 2. Yeah, he loves to be spiffed over

by Steve Cee. July 22, 2006

Spiff

When one is afraid to swallow a mouthful of manly juices and spits it out instead of swallowing.

Dave: That girl looks like she could give some good head!

Brayden: Naw bro, she spiffed me last week..

by DaAssClown August 4, 2012

Spaff

1. (n.) Sperm

2. (v.) to Sperm

3. (v.) to fuck up

1. I find bounty to be the only truly effective method of absorbing my spaff.

2. Oh my god, I'm so sorry but I've spaffed in your otherwise delicious macaroni cheese.

3. You've proper spaffed that up. Boyo.

by Thos October 2, 2004

snoff

Both the act of putting out a cigarette before it is finished with the intent on re-lighting it later, and the actual cigarette which has been put out.

I was running low on smokes, so i had to "snoff" my last one half way through.

I would give ya a smoke, but all i have left is this dirty "snoff"

by dave420 June 16, 2006

Spaff Pants

A term of endearment. To be said to someone you think very highly of.

"'ello Spaff Pants."

"Love ya Spaff Pants!"

by A. Cockage October 4, 2006