splap

The sound a penis makes when it slaps someone on the forehead.

Grifter splapped Blackrose when he was in Texas, while she was DJing.

by Candi Apple March 30, 2009

splastic

conjunction of plastic and spastic - splastic:
the stage of inebriation where you are still able to stand up, but not without swaying gently from side to side. maybe the occasional lurch.

after a session at the espy last sunday dave was completely splastic and got chucked out.

by Tom January 6, 2005

Splappa

1. A long range shot made in basketball
2. Nickname for University of Miami(FL) guard Jack McClinton

"Did you see Ellington last night? He was just splappa splappa splappa all night"

"Jack 'Splappa' McClinton is just nailing his shots today"

by ACCman March 22, 2009

Splapa

Missing a shot with authority`

Awwwwwwwwwww SPLAPA! I missed

by DBALLER April 13, 2008

The Splats

Diiiiiiaarrrheeeeaaaa.

Oh no...I've got...the splats.

by 13 March 26, 2003

bladder splatter

When someone has to pee so bad their bladder literaly explodes.

"Dude, I gotta pee soo bad I'm gonna have a bladder splatter!"

by Melissa January 6, 2004

gorgan splatter

A non-toxic splattering substance. A splatter from the habitual gorgan family. Unlike other splatters the gorgan is known for splattering on it's own will. They usually come in the bakers dozen and have been found on Madagascar with swarms of 3 foot long ants marching around them as if they were sacred.

Oh man! My gorgan splattered everywhere!

by T-Jayzel June 17, 2004