Spiritual Entanglement

The process in which two spiritual beings fornicate over biblical music such as baby shark and the pornhub theme turn

Your dead nan had spiritual entanglement with your dead uncle

by pdabber123 December 18, 2022

spiritually unavailable

The act of being unavailable to date because your heart/ soul/ interest is with someone else.

I want to start dating again, but I’m spiritually unavailable.

If I weren’t still hung up on Bill, I would date Eric- but I’m spiritually unavailable.

by Lintonurblackpantz February 1, 2023

Spiritual Health

The health of your religious/Spiritual Beliefs.

"I wanna start to focus on my spiritual health

by OHIYVRTVHBJNKMNJBHVUGCRXESTDRY February 20, 2023

Spiritualism

1. The belief or philosophy that the truth can mostly be found through our independent moral & spiritual conscience and contact with the divine-not just through sacred texts.

2. A system of belief or religious practice based on supposed communication with the spirits of the dead, especially through mediums, (ie. spiritism).

'In spiritualism, following just one religion or philosophy is narrow-minded and limits our knowledge, whereas spirituality (following our own moral conscience / many religions or philosophies) is open-minded and grows us in knowledge.'

by Diana_Lucius_De_Collis April 3, 2023

Spiritualist

1. A person who believes that the truth can mostly be found through our independent moral & spiritual conscience and contact with the divine-not just through sacred texts.

2. A person who communicates with the spirits of the dead, especially through mediums, (ie. spiritist).

3. A very spiritual person or someone who follows spiritualism

(Please read the definitions of spiritualism on Urban Dictionary).

'A spiritualist believes that following just one religion or philosophy is narrow-minded and limits our knowledge, whereas spirituality (following our own moral conscience / many religions or philosophies) is open-minded and grows us in knowledge.'

by Diana_Lucius_De_Collis April 3, 2023

spirituality

A term that means absolutely nothing at all, but that people claim to practice when they want to sound deep, and mystically wise, but it's not RELIGION, they would never practice anything so crass and gauche as RELIGION, of course, they want to let you know that they're not like those silly God-botherers, no, THEY just engage in the exact type of magical thinking as religious followers, but don't even have the "God" excuse to fall back on.

Dumbass: Ever since I fucked up my life, I've decided to begin practicing spirituality. I'm not religious, I'm spiritual.
Rational Person: What the fuck does that even mean?

by q359 July 25, 2023

spiritual washdown

a description of an energy healing session; a therapeutic session encompassing the whole person; removal of blocks from any aspect of a person's life; a session that works with a person on all levels (physical, emotional, mental, energetic, spiritual); a phrase that enables energy healers to describe what they do to people who have no idea about complementary / alternative healing modalities without having to resort to saying "no, it's nothing to do with your house utilities".

- Could I book a spiritual washdown with you;

- A spiritual washdown is just what I need;

- I love the description "spiritual washdown, it describes what you do so well
- If you're feeling blocked in some aspect of your life, a spiritual washdown will help you move forward with a new sense of excitement and clarity

by Mundleberrypie August 8, 2023