Sperm it through

moving through a very crowded hall at a pace faster than most ususally by weaving between people and or bulldozing them.

John: im late for 2nd class and this hallway is crammed.
Jake: just sperm it through there no problem

by Mc.Awesome September 14, 2009

spermaccino

to ejaculate in someones mouth

This girl was suckin my dick so I made her a fresh Spermaccino

by Shanelovr February 26, 2010

Spermtaking

Similar to "Breathtaking," this is when a girl is so attractive that it may cause a man to need to or want to ejaculate.

Person 1: Dude, Lia has been looking pretty spermtaking lately hasn't she?
Person 2: You're telling me dude, i'm just going to need about thirty seconds in the bathroom real quick...

by ralphparker December 26, 2010

sperm-balloon

after you finish having sex and took off your condom filled with the creamy essence of life, make a balloon from it and throw it to the unlicensed hostile kindergarten located under you window. just think of the face of the person that will pick it up in the morning. smile with delight

mommy mommy look i found a balloon

thats nice sweety... ewwwwww throw it away its a sperm-balloon!!!

by israelmate November 1, 2010

spermnap

To have sex with a man in order to get pregnant

To steal a man's sperm and insert it into your vagina

Can you believe Rashida? She spermnapped that guy at the bar last month and now she's pregnant!

She really wants a baby, so she's gonna spermnap the next guy she sleeps with.

by PulpDictionAri December 8, 2011

sperm count

the number of times that you have spanked it to a specific person or video

"Hey dude, have you seen this Paige chick that's in wrestling now?"

"Duh man, I've already got an epic sperm count going for her."

by SaltineWizard September 14, 2015

Sperm the worm

To ejaculate sperm cell

I'm bored I might just go sperm the worm a little.

by Hoodies on the beach April 3, 2016