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sneaker-upper

The person, the object of a joke or crticism, who happens to overhear or watch while she's being made fun of or criticised by someone who is unaware of this person's, the object's, presence.

A term attributed to Jim Downy of SNL by Tina Fey in her book Bossypants.
The boss was a sneaker-upper standing behind Shiftless while the latter was doing an impression of the former telling everyone to "save money by transcribing invoices instead of wasting money on photocopies."
by harmess drudge June 5, 2011
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sneakerbeast

Person who is a beast with sneakers.
One who knows everything about a sneaker.
One who has a lot of that kind of sneaker .
One who does not like FAKES.
One who get's mad if somebody copies his/style.
One who does not rely their parents to buy everything for them.
One who shares intellegence to sneakerheads and fellow sneakerbeasts.
One who Does NOT BUY FAKES!
One who takes care of their shoes!!
One who knows how to spot fake shoes in an instant.
One who loves a certain kind of sneakers.
One who know's where to shop for the most exclusive clothes.
One who rocks beaters whenn they dont feel like dressing.
One who got a sense of style.
One who knows how to stay fresh without being too spendy.
One who waits for the retail price.
One who know where to get retail.
One who appreciates all kinds of styles.
One who can rock any brand of clothing.

One who gets all the props without being a HYPEBEAST.
HYPEBEASTS are jelous of SNEAKERBEASTs.
SNeakerbeast stays fly for the rest of they lives yall heard?
1. YOOoooooo mah g's a sneaker head with style like a hypebeast.
2. Nah man I'm a Sneakerbeast. Get that Shit straight.
by Speilberg101 February 3, 2008
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sneakery

Chuck Norris is a master in the art of sneakery.
by MadHatter Murphy December 16, 2005
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White Sneakers

When a man (one that may possess an extreme foot fetish) cums, or blows his load, all over the feet of his partner.
Guy1: You doin' anything cool this weekend, bro?

Guy2: Yeah dude, I plan on giving my girlfriend a pair of white sneakers in bed tonight.
by Sara & Dustin February 11, 2010
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speakerboxx

adj.- load ass muthafuckas who can't never shut the fuck up at times.
verb.- yell across crowds i.e. a ghetto telephone.
The teacher yelled cause we were speakerboxxing.
by Vindettah P.O.R.G. June 11, 2006
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sneaker

Someone who surreptitiously consumes alcohol in order to secretly get drunk or stay that way. The sneaker loves the convenience of those little bottles of booze since they can be easily hidden and disposed of.
Sneakers can easily throw back a little bottle of liquor while in privacy in the bathroom.

My favorite bar has a sign for the sneaker entrance in the back. People use it all the time.
by yes juanito yes November 28, 2014
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$100 sneakers

Hundred dollar sneakers usually refer to Air Jordans or higher priced Nike Air Force Ones. $100 sneaks are the standard footwear from the Bay area to New York City. You're lucky if you can actually grab a pair of exclusive retro Jordans or Forces for $100 because they sell out at retail stores very quickly. Many pairs of exclusive jordans and forces sell out at stores within minutes. And if you still want a pair after they happen to sell out at stores, you will have to pay up to several hundred dollars more by purchasing them online. It is almost impossible to always have the latest pair of AJs or Air Forces because a newer hotter looking pair comes out every month. People may not always compliment you on your fresh $100 sneakers, but they sure will be quick to clown on your ass if you're wearing a dogged pair that are more than a year old.
"Boomin' like a speaker with my $100 sneakers..."
-Buckshot Shorty, Black Moon circa 1993
by thagoldenchild07 December 27, 2008
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