spawn bag

A pregnant woman that is carrying your baby.

Jimmy can't go to the party tonight because he has plans to stay at home with his spawn bag and watch batchlorette on TV.

by JoeyBomm September 25, 2021

Spawn trapped

Used when you get stuck in a place or conversation that you do not want to be in. References the commonly used FPS video game term, but applies to real life.

Sorry I’m late bro, I got spawn trapped by mom mom on the way out the door

by Fan_Service_King June 28, 2024

spawn juice

The gross white stuff that babies are covered in when they're born aka Vernix caseosa

Younger brother: I thought your baby was white?
Dad: No, it was just covered in spawn juice before.

by ljw97 March 7, 2019

Spawn

When someone or something appears out of nowhere, reference to spawning in FPS games.

Did that can of Coke spawn in your pocket, where did it come from?

by Femboy_lover69 February 25, 2025

Spawn blackhole

A blackhole that came from another one, (ie. clone blackhole).

'A mother blackhole cloned into two baby blackholes-one of which was a spawn blackhole and the other was the original one.'

by DianaLuciusDeCollis July 30, 2022

Spawn flake

Dried up seminal fluid in flake form

I can't believe Doug left some spawn flakes on jerrys chin

by Doomboon November 5, 2016

spawn bag

A pregnant woman.

Jimmy won't be going to Larry's party tonight because he's going to be home watching the batchlorette with his spawn bag.

by JoeyBomm October 6, 2021