Spartan

A sexual position where the women is riding a man during intercourse, and right before the man has an orgasm he yells "This is Spartaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!" and kicks the women off the bed.

"After seeing the movie 300, I gave my wife a Spartan"

by Chim Ridgles March 29, 2007

Sparta'd

When someone gets kicked so hard they fall down in a fight, much like the way King Leonidas kicks the persian messenger into the pit of death in 300.

Mom: "Honey whats wrong? Did you get in another fight at school?"

Kid: "Yeah I got Sparta'd as soon as it started, ouch"

by CodyKing36 October 18, 2008

Spartan Avalanche

You blow your load in a girls hair, yell something random, and then kick her down the stairs.

She was boring him, so he gave her a Spartan Avalanche.

by Boogeybeast July 2, 2009

The Spare Tire

Similar to the Third Wheel, the spare tire is that fifth person you bring on a double date who has to sit by themselves.

This can be especially embarrasing if the spare tire has to pull up a chair to a booth for four.

Spare tires are usually your socially awkward homies or people you feel bad for.

I'm never hanging out with Billy again. He said we were just going to the movies with 'some friends' but I actually just got played into being the spare tire!

by TheJbros11 January 15, 2011

Britney Spared

Noun- threatening to kill someone ...one more time, but shaving their head instead, sparing their life.

Yes James, she tried to kill me, but Britney Spared my life.

by kyleighrilynn January 24, 2019

Spartan Cumshot

You find a girl and have her stand at the edge of a well. You jack off and right when you're about to cum you scream: "THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!!" You then shoot your load at her and it knocks her into the well.

Man: Stand over there by that well.
Woman: This is madness!
Man: NO, THIS IS SPARTAN CUMSHOT!!!!!

by yakhunter February 23, 2011

Spartan splash

While the male partner is receiving falatio, before climax, he Sparta kicks the female partner thus sending her into the air; while in the entry phase of flight the male then releases his ejaculate onto the females face and torso, while yelling "This is Sparta"

I totally spartan splashed that girl from the bar last night.

Hi my name is Tom, would you like to join me for a night of drinks ending with a Spartan splash.

by YokIsoAvio April 23, 2011