soapy spuffwank

a spuffwank using lubriCUNT (normally a soapy solution) to reduce friction and prevent crevace chaffing.

I was getting a right spuffwank off her nextdoor, but she complained her cheeks were getting hot so i reached for the fairy liquid. - hence .... soapy spuffwank

by i'm cocknose till i die January 15, 2009

suapyg

Acronym for Shut Up 'N' Play Yer Guitar, a song on the triple vinyl album of the same name by Frank Zappa.

Instead of runnin' yer mouth, suapyg.

by finski8 September 22, 2009

Sappy Hour

When a well-liked co-worker is leaving the office for another job, or is moving out of town- it's when you schedule a last 'happy hour' in their honor. But, it turns out to be a tear fest, and becomes a 'sad' hour, rather than 'happy'- and combined with the tears becomes a 'sappy hour'.

We scheduled a 'sappy hour' in Annie's honor on Friday-her last day of work. Boy are we going to miss her!

by Drizzle my nizzle February 5, 2010

Sappy Af

When you friend tell a joke and it's lame af.

"What Dis The Macaronie say to da cheese?"
"Idk What?"
"Your Cheesy"
"Bruh Dats Sappy Af."

by Defineit101 April 17, 2015

Soapy

Opposite of being Salty

He's being really soapy about it, i was expecting a salty attitude reaction

by SoapySardines aka Dorian July 3, 2018

Stapy

A person who works at Staples.

That guy over here was once a stapy. He got fired after he ate all the staples in the store. He will get re-hired in 61 days.

by co5oo May 8, 2019

Spap

A mix of a "sap" and a "spa"

"Lets go take pitures of ourselves in the mirror"

"Your such a spap!"

by Irahkins May 30, 2013