spaghetti toast

Put on your finest attire babe, we’re going out for spaghetti toast tonight.
by jslammy April 23, 2022
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Spaghetti Nut

The stringy jizz left over when you take a piss after you bust a nut.
I finished jerking off to Mia Khalifa, and after I went to take a piss there was some Spaghetti Nut hanging around.
by _Luke_Ass_ February 05, 2019
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Spaghetti Person

Somebody who is very plain, lacking anything truly interesting about them. They feel like they need to make themself more interesting, so they purposely find abnormal things to identify themselves by. This is reminiscent of spaghetti, which is very plain until you add spaghetti sauce. Examples include, but are not limited to, learnig to ride a unicycle, buying a snake and bringing it everywhere, dying hair strang colors (often seen around the "Arts" department of many Community Colleges), or ordering only obscure cocktails at the bar.
Normal Person: Hey, how was your holiday?
Spaghetti Person: It was pretty good. I learned to play the didgeridoo.
Normal Person: Cool man. Did you do that homework assignment that's due today?
Spaghetti Person: Yea. Did you know that the didgeridoo is the worlds oldest instriment?
Normal Person: Didn't know that. Do you think I could copy that homework real quick?
Spaghetti Person: I feel totally calm when I play my didgeridoo.
Normal Person: Ok, but about that homework...
Spaghetti Person: Didgeridoo.
by SilverSpoonMan January 15, 2017
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dirty spaghetti

When a male defecates in a female's hair and proceeds to have intercourse with feces coated hair.
That girl will let you do anything to her. Last weekend she let Dave give her dirty spaghetti!
by Mr California November 04, 2013
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Spaghetti and Pigballs

Spaghetti and Pigballs is a ancient term that comes from the movie Shrek. It’s when someone is super hungry for spaghetti and meatballs, but they call it spaghetti and Pigballs instead.
Man, I could really go for some Spaghetti and Pigballs..
by Dadsspagetti April 08, 2019
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spaghetti talk

When a person makes several phrases or statements towards another person/people, most off topic or not pertaining to the conversation and to see which one sticks. If any sticks at all.
When Bertha was talking to Troy about the process of his new home being built, She brought up information about the builders political affiliations. It has nothing to do with the price of tea in China which is spaghetti talk at it’s finest.
by TRGZ June 17, 2021
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Dank Spaghetti

When someone from Apple revokes tweakbox and when tweakbox fixes their app they say...

DANK SPAGHETTI!!!
Me: tweakbox is revoked! 😭
tweakbox: Dank...
tweakbox: DANK SPAGHETTI!
by danksphagetti2019 August 30, 2019
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