spacked

SPonge attACKED. To be viciously attacked with a common household sponge.

I spacked felix last night, now he's in a coma.

by Tom and Felix Who Shall Now Fuck Off May 16, 2005

speckledork

one who is the "specialest" friend you have, usually not knowing what's going on or has trouble keeping up with the times

"hi kyle"
"hi"
"i like the word speckledork dont u?"
"yes"
"ok, from now on ur king speckledork"
"super!"

by ashley January 22, 2004

Spackledwarf

A replacement for fuck or any other word that you might use.

We all have been spackledwarfed by that zebra.

by CORMAC BEELER (MA) LOVES MEN September 24, 2011

Spackler

A turd that never quite clears the bunghole, and must be wiped, and wiped and wiped, "spackling" the bunghole smooth to it's buttcheeck surroundings..

"I used a whole roll of TP and I still couldn't smear off that spackler.

by Greasy swass June 29, 2018

clam shackled

the female equivalent of a "cock block".

I can't believe that girl just clam shackled me!

by Kim Campbell March 29, 2011

spackle-pop

A kid's sucker (or "blow-pop") that has been inserted into a woman's pussy.

I don't want to suck that spackle-pop, I saw where it just came from!

by Bard April 28, 2003

Spackledick

Bisexual, psychedelic, naked, atheist cowboy from Texas, whose partner thinks he struck an oil gusher every time he climaxes.

I totally just joined Freethinkers of the South for some spackledick.

by Yvresse June 18, 2011