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I wanted to date the cute pharmacist, but the soviet owner called the cops on me
by Covert Rage November 3, 2021
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Soviet Helmet

A currently unknown sex move involving alien space crabs.
I'd totally pull a Soviet Helmet on Amber Heard
by themadasshatter January 24, 2012
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soviet suck

When it’s 1957 and Nikita Sergeyevich Khrushchev orders the mass oral sexual stimulation of all of the USSR’s great comrades. All females are required to recite the whole USSR National Song while preforming the stimulation. After which the man then stands up and pours a full liter of true Russian Vodka on the female.
For example:

Vladimir: Mikhail, did Olga preform the Soviet Suck last night?

Mikhail: Yes comrade, May the CCCP last forever.

Both: For the motherland.
by Красная Ракета February 29, 2020
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Soviet Coffee

When someone has a rectal bleed and has diarrhea. The toilet bowl is tinted a reddish brown.
I’m so sick that I made Soviet coffee all day.
by Not that Steve, the other one January 19, 2023
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Soviet City of Seattle

The Soviet City of Seattle is the largest city in Washington state. Filled to the brim with Communists, Socialist, Hippies, Addicts and bum camps. Seattle is a "progressive" city with a governing body who believe that all the citizen's monies are really their money. They tax and fee the residents to death and create a business hostile environment.

Seattleites believe that the world revolve around their filthy city and the pseudo-culture. Recently the city bozos passed a sugar tax, because sugar is unhealthy and then provided funding for safe injection sites so drug users could have a place to use their illegal, but extra healthy meth, heroin and other drugs.
Seattle used to be kind of cool, until the chode commies took over and destroyed it.

Bum camps are the #1 tourist attraction in The Soviet City of Seattle.

Most hipsters in The Soviet City of Seattle don't know if they have a penis or a vagina. That's what happens when Tommy has 2 daddies.
by The Dancing Donkey Dick June 12, 2018
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Soviet Sacktap

When an individual is shot directly in the testicles with a rubber bullet from a 12-gauge shotgun while bent over so that the scrotum is in the outstretched and dangling position.
"When that protestor bent over I Soviet sacktapped his ass."
by Sleazy Beazly January 31, 2021
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Grammar Soviet

A Grammar Soviet is like a Grammar Nazi, just a bit softer and slower to condemn you to the fiery pits of hell than a Grammar Nazi would be.
Random Guy on Reddit: lOL I JUST GOT TEH KNEW COD GAME!! I NO UR ALL JEALOUS!

Grammar Nazi comment in this scenario: Oh my God, is English even your first language? Learn to speak properly or get the fuck out, please.
Grammar Soviet comment in this scenario: Okay, that a truly horrible sentence—if we can even call it that. Make sure to either slow down and think about what you’re typing or have someone proofread. Please.
by Winders 11 April 20, 2018
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