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Soft Whitey

An over 20 year old white guy that thinks he's the master of the universe but could get beat down by a fourth grader. Usually seen drinking a latte, wearing yuppie clothes and driving an audi, lexus, etc. Usually seen around trendy hot spots. They usually travel in groups of five or six for protection, albeit with a smug look on their faces. Becomes beligerent when drunk - can't handle a drink - but backs down when physical violence is imminent.
"This whole town is filled with soft whiteys."
by Black Domino February 28, 2009
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soft hack

To hack a low security computer system, or similar device, often for the purpose of humor and/or annoyance.
Man, I just soft hacked the server at work, and now all the monitors on our floor have a picture of the boss in a speedo on them!
by Person777 May 2, 2008
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soft yes

A casual affirmative response that someone can use if they do not want to be wholly committed or if the answer is subject to change.
"Hey do you want to go see a movie tonight?" "I want to, but I may be too tired when the time comes, so I'm gonna say a soft yes"
by liveloveoprah July 30, 2017
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soft smile

A trendy pose where the participants can hardly be bothered with a full smile. A smile created more with ones eyes than mouth with lips closed and the corners of ones mouth just ever so slightly turnt up.
The whole squad sporting a soft smile in that snapchat. #softsmiles
by BigAl94 October 29, 2015
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soft drop

When you have to go #2 and you don't want it to splash in the toilet. You put the paper in the toilet first. Resulting in a soft drop.
Honey, I will be home soon... right after I finish up this soft drop.
by beezy1313 September 13, 2010
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soft squishing

"Hey, you hear about David and Megan?
Yeah, he's impotent so he ended up soft squishing it"
by Mrspud97 May 15, 2015
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Soft Cum

The art of cummingwhile floppy
Dude, I saw that video of Hugh Hackman and I didn't even have time to get erect, it was a soft cum
by Joshiwan March 12, 2017
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