solarium

An excuse for lack of ability to get a rea l tan. Just as bad for you as the real thing and imfinite times more expensive.

"Man, Zira just got out of the Solarium."
"Can you believe that whore, that's major sifness!"

by KinGAleX March 21, 2005

Butt Safari

the act of combing ones butt hairs to retrieve lint and old crusties

While i was in the shower i went on a five minute long butt safari and found a plentiful amount of lint and crusty poop

by Vladboy11 November 13, 2011

Safari

Term used to describe corporate management when they ban together to tour a floor of a department store. Refers to the way that they gawk at workers from a distance as if on, Safari.

"Oh God here comes the Safari, look busy until they pass us by."

by Pascalle June 19, 2008

solarism

An extremely well-known and well-respected member of the Harry Potter fanfiction communtiy. Solarism wrote many famous L/J and MWPP-era fics (such as Deconstruct, a Memoir, created the Hourglass Awards, and founded the Great Break in response to fanfiction.net's purges. She is looked at as one of the non-snobby BNF's of the fandom and is well known for her friendliness and deep connection to other non-snobby BNF's.

Solarism wrote that awesome fic awhile back; did you get the chance to read it?

by marigoldia July 2, 2005

Photography Safari

The time spent with a friend while doing photography. This does not need to take place on an actual safari.

We should go on a photography safari tomorrow! I just got a new camera that is badass.

by shshshannon December 30, 2010

orange county safari

when one, or a group of young men, due to increasing boredom due to living in a suburban area, get a bunch of air rifles and drive around in a sub-compact car shooting rabbits out of the sunroof while moving.

dude #1: Dude, I fucking hate all these hipster faggots hanging out at every god damn bar there is in this area.

dude #2: ya, man. really wish i hadn't gotten that DUI so we could have moved up to Los Angeles and been able to meet some black girls. I've had a craving for black girls since I saw Avatar the second time.

dude #1: ya, goddamit your right. well, you wanna go on an Orange County Safari tonight?

Dude #2: hell yes.

by CapitanF October 17, 2010

Antarctic Safari Ride

When two gay dads decide to have butt sex using a frozen dildo and a hair dryer. The first dad penetrates the second dad's ass with the frozen dildo while at the same time blowing the second dad's ass with a hair dryer.

Sam Lloyd walked in on his first dad performing an Antarctic Safari Ride on his second dad. He has not shown up to school for the past three weeks.

by J Fucking Z October 28, 2006