Girl or Boy that can't french kiss with any degree of finesse - like a severe facial licking from an overfriendly St. Bernard who just got out of the pond.
by Why do I know these things April 21, 2005
Get the slobber dog mug.1.An extremely drunk character who is not very well composed.
2.A sloppy drunk.
3.Being so drunk that you don't know you're own name.
2.A sloppy drunk.
3.Being so drunk that you don't know you're own name.
1.Dude, did you see that chick? So was so slobbered that she passed out on the beer pong table.
2.Last night I was so slobbered that I didn't know which way was up!
2.Last night I was so slobbered that I didn't know which way was up!
by WayneScott July 5, 2006
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n. a combination of canine nasal secretions(snot)and canine saliva(slobber)that build up on inside of windows in automobiles or on doggie doors.
v. to deposit these secretions on any surface.
v. to deposit these secretions on any surface.
by Jack M. Wyatt II September 7, 2008
Get the snobber mug.the feeling you have when your testicles have spent an inordinate time being sucked on during oral sex
by jay2 August 13, 2006
Get the slobber balls mug.To excessively ramble on and on about banal, annoying shit in an effort to sound extra-intelligent, or to impress one's peers. Indulgant 'name dropping' is one of the hallmark characteritics of a stage-5 slobbergoater, especially if the said name drop is totally unsolicited and incorporated into normal conversation in an effort to glorify the existence of the individual dropping the name. References to obscure- or just plain bad- literature, academia, film, or other cultural artifacts is another hallmark.
(at a party)
Example I-
Person One: "Hey, how are you?"
Person Two: "I was hoping that you could give me some insight into the evolution of the market economy in the colonies prior to the Revolutionary War. It's my contention that they, and especially the Southern Colonies, can most aptly be characterized as, say, agrarian pre-capitalist."
Person One: "Why don't you go back to your clown-boat before I beat your cakeass, you slobbergoating son-of-a-bitch?"
Example II-
Person One: "So what were you up to last night?"
Person Two: "Oh my god, it was so fetch. First I got into the Spider Club, and then, I swear, I saw Jimmy Kimmel. Or maybe it was Adam Corrolla. I don't know. He even looked at me. It was the greatest thing ever."
Example I-
Person One: "Hey, how are you?"
Person Two: "I was hoping that you could give me some insight into the evolution of the market economy in the colonies prior to the Revolutionary War. It's my contention that they, and especially the Southern Colonies, can most aptly be characterized as, say, agrarian pre-capitalist."
Person One: "Why don't you go back to your clown-boat before I beat your cakeass, you slobbergoating son-of-a-bitch?"
Example II-
Person One: "So what were you up to last night?"
Person Two: "Oh my god, it was so fetch. First I got into the Spider Club, and then, I swear, I saw Jimmy Kimmel. Or maybe it was Adam Corrolla. I don't know. He even looked at me. It was the greatest thing ever."
by finchie84 August 25, 2006
Get the slobbergoating mug.1. synonym for "oxymoron"
2. an ironic term used to designate under-educated, hard-core believers in a cult or anti-intellectual belief system.
2. an ironic term used to designate under-educated, hard-core believers in a cult or anti-intellectual belief system.
A sober-minded Palin supporter will view her quitting her job as governor as further evidence of her staying power, tenacity and willingness to get the job done.
Yeah, he's a "sober-minded Palin supporter," all right. Still doesn't believe the earth revolves around the sun.
Yeah, he's a "sober-minded Palin supporter," all right. Still doesn't believe the earth revolves around the sun.
by JailNeoconvicts July 9, 2009
Get the sober-minded Palin supporter mug.The feeling that you are still sober (by the by, you aren't), while being more talkative, loud, and uninhibited.
Cause of sober vision: not drinking enough to actually reach the next level of hammered, or you've had a drop too much i suppose. Your opinion of the cause may vary based on what day of the week it is, and your level of alcoholism.
How to be diagnosed: there is no known way to self diagnose sober vision while it is occurring. A friend who is not drunk needs to be there to tell if you're afflicted with sober vision. Once full sobriety is achieved (after breakfast / lunch the next day) you may look back and realize that you were possibly quite a bit drunker than you originally thought you were.
Cause of sober vision: not drinking enough to actually reach the next level of hammered, or you've had a drop too much i suppose. Your opinion of the cause may vary based on what day of the week it is, and your level of alcoholism.
How to be diagnosed: there is no known way to self diagnose sober vision while it is occurring. A friend who is not drunk needs to be there to tell if you're afflicted with sober vision. Once full sobriety is achieved (after breakfast / lunch the next day) you may look back and realize that you were possibly quite a bit drunker than you originally thought you were.
When your debate with that guy escalated into mindless shouting I realized you were sober visioning.
by Hobo-KN November 1, 2010
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