Her "what do you think about buying a boat or van that we could stay overnight in once in a while?"
Me: "Hmm, if I follow my motto Semper Simplify, I'd ask why would we want to buy an expensive camper van or a live-aboard boat? Why not use that money on Airbnbs and motel rooms for the rest of our lives and forget the boat and camper hassle?"
Me: "Hmm, if I follow my motto Semper Simplify, I'd ask why would we want to buy an expensive camper van or a live-aboard boat? Why not use that money on Airbnbs and motel rooms for the rest of our lives and forget the boat and camper hassle?"
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by crustmeister June 24, 2021
Get the Semper Sexual mug.A sniper who camps gratuitously in COD, esp. Black Ops Cold War. Almost always have the MLG sweaty swaggot snapback outfit and atrocious diamond camo on their piece. In Nuketown, they often pile up in doorways and windows to snamp, and are usually easily stacked up with an LMG, which elicits major salt and schoolyard insults, because they are usually sweaty, overly toxic and competitive, mediocre players.
Things that usually go hand in hand with being a snamper are often one of more of the following:
*High school to mid 20's male
*competitive alpha attitude, salt and sweat the whole time they play
*unimaginative playstyle copied from observing and copying the meta
*mediocre skill level
*snapback MLG skin
*diamond plated camo
*rage at light machine guns
* toxic swaggot/D-bag attitude
*trash talk including gratuitous racial and homophobic slurs over an open mic or in PM
*occasional threats of physical violence/internet tough guy attitude
Things that usually go hand in hand with being a snamper are often one of more of the following:
*High school to mid 20's male
*competitive alpha attitude, salt and sweat the whole time they play
*unimaginative playstyle copied from observing and copying the meta
*mediocre skill level
*snapback MLG skin
*diamond plated camo
*rage at light machine guns
* toxic swaggot/D-bag attitude
*trash talk including gratuitous racial and homophobic slurs over an open mic or in PM
*occasional threats of physical violence/internet tough guy attitude
"My '60 with the 3x scope pissed off so many MLG-fapping snampers on Nuketown 24/7, that one on my own team was overcome with Snampholm syndrome, and threw the match by standing in front of me, blocking my line of sight, and dying over and over in this pissed off toxic rage, because somehow snamping in doorways all day is skillful, but stacking those scrubs up with an LMG is villainously cheap."-true story
"MLG snapback skins and diamond plated snampers filled up the lobby. The sweat, salt, and toxicity intensified."
"Light machine guns are a natural snamper repellant."
"MLG snapback skins and diamond plated snampers filled up the lobby. The sweat, salt, and toxicity intensified."
"Light machine guns are a natural snamper repellant."
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by Gargl flard January 11, 2023
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