Smecond

A Mexican second. This occurs when one says they will be "a second", but end up taking much, much longer. This is in reference to the sad tale of a man who went to Mexico for two weeks in order to get his condo fixed up, and none of the Mexican workers he hired showed up on time.

Sarah is getting ready for a date with Maxwell. Max arrives and Sarah tells Max,"Wait just a second." When Sarah is finally prepared, twenty minutes have passed. Max then comments cleverly, "Wait just a second? That was more like a smecond, Sarah!" And then they laugh gaily.

by Sailor V October 14, 2006

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Smocializing

Socializing while smoking in a group. Typically, in an office environment

While smocializing with Tom, he told me about the layoffs.

by Mehraj June 18, 2008

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Smack Smock

A cheap check patterned flannelete shirt, otherwise known as a "druggie shirt" or "lumberjack shirt".

Hey! I'm not going with you if you're gonna wear your smack smock. Put on something nice, like this cashmire sweater

by giblet Blithe October 13, 2010

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Dragon Smooch

While in the act of locking lips at the precise moment when ones tongue is fully erect inside of another ones mouth the person bologna burp's and blows the mist out of their nostrils.

After our lunch date I gave Lisa the ole Dragon Smooch. or

During monopoly the boys all held Henry down and gave him a Dragon Smooch.

by SuperMagicBoyWonder January 18, 2012

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Turkish Smooch

When you and your partner are simultaneously taking a glorious shit on toilets that face each other. Then lovingly make eye contact and embrace in a passionate kiss as you both pass a climactic bowel

Our new toilets have made Turkish Smooches so much more enjoyable.

by Thunderwookie May 15, 2022

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