forced smile

when you want to throw a brick at their face but you have to be nice

Bitchy person thats been in your whole life and is friends with ur friends: can you go away
you: hahaha *forced smile*

in your head: f u, I chuck a brick when u aint lookin

that bitchy person who i was talking about before: *says "bye i love you" to all your friends besides you, then looks at you* bye love you to *forced smile*

by SaltyTaco May 27, 2015

Frog Smile

A sexual maneuver that involves the male and female partner getting naked, with the option of having two males. The male is positioned behind the female, both in squatting position like a frog. The male then does a leapfrog jump over the female/male dragging his penis along the back side of the female/male.

The other night my girl asked me to give her my best frog smile.

by Billybloodshot September 18, 2015

hotel smile

The physical expression after having coitus in a paid overnight establishment

"shit girl, You being out with Jason all night gave you that hotel smile"

by Tammitch December 9, 2016

pooping smile

The emotionless smile that spreads across one's face while pushing out a monster poop.

"as the tail end of my evening poop slid out of my buttcheeks, a wide pooping smile rolled over my face"

by b3nis March 8, 2018

fair-weather sailor

See fair-weather friend. Someone who is agreeable only when the prevailing conditions are pleasant. Unreliable when the going gets rough.

Ken Stratton is not a fair-weather sailor

by Greggy1 June 6, 2010

Co-worker smile

Walking through the office when you see a co-worker and do an odd half smile to acknowledge their presence

As Kyle walked through the office and saw his co-worker Linda he flashed his best co-worker smile

by 265354 August 18, 2013

I'll Kill You Later Smile

The smile parents give their kids when they fuck around in public but the parents can't kill their kid yet.

Joshua broke a can of tomato sauce at the grocery store so his mom gave him an I'll Kill You Later Smile before calling over an employee.

by Opinionated Webster June 2, 2016