back seat skyping

When your talking with someone on skype and the person behind you keeps intruding in on your conversation, wandering over every couple of minutes to add in their two cents, and so they can watch themselves say things in the chat box. Nine times out of ten this person is extremely annoying and ends up cock blocking the whole skyping experience.

So I was talking with this hot ass piece of shit, things were getting hot and heavy, you know, the usual, until about ten minutes in my roommate comes up behind me and starts throwing in all these side jokes that were just totally ruining everything. I couldn't get a single word in cuz the dude was back seat skyping. I'll never drive with that dude again.

by kingneptune405 August 28, 2010

Makeup Skype Sex

When two people in a long distance relationship get in a fight and resolve it by haveing screen chat sex. Aka Skype sex, these types of activities are typically only seen by poeple inhabiting the state of New Jersey.

My girlfriend is pissed because she punched some dude in the face and got punched back and i didnt call after... so now i gotta have makeup skype sex with her

by thetwombler February 19, 2011

stop typing and start skyping

When someone is tired of only seeing words online and wants to see the person behind the computer.

Stud88: "Hey girl, I'd like to take this chat up a notch..."
SexyWon: "Oh yeah, what did you have in mind?"
Stud88: "I want to see what's behind that keyboard... Let's stop typing and start skyping!"
SexyWon: "Ooohhh baby, let's!"

by GlazeHer January 1, 2014

skyped up the wrong 'un

anal sex without permission

Girl: Why are you walking funny?

Man: I've been skyped up the wrong 'un?

by trailbleza June 15, 2011

Skype Transmitted Disease

Skype Transmitted Disease or STD

Receiving a virus or a type of malware via skype.

Example: Bob was sent a file from him friend through skype and his friend said "Its so you can get free diamond on Minecraft!"

Oh Dear i think i have an STD (Skype Transmitted Disease)

by Bobhilleh January 21, 2016

You Got Skype

"You got skype" is a term used often by pedophiles or a man/woman trying to see someone else's body naked

"You Got Skype?" "You have skype i wanna see the tiny ass"

by DELREYFAMILY December 27, 2018

Skype

Any software that always hangs and crashes and stops functioning, just like Skype.

Your software is so Skype. Work on it's stability dude.

by farhadge July 29, 2021