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Unless you have a medical condition and you need these or something…
Unless you have a medical condition and you need these or something…
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Person 1: What took you so long at Baskin-Robbins? It doesn't look very busy in there.
Person 2: I had to wait ten minutes because of a sample abuser who tried virtually every flavor before ordering chocolate. What a jerk!
Person 2: I had to wait ten minutes because of a sample abuser who tried virtually every flavor before ordering chocolate. What a jerk!
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Get the sample abuser mug.A female who goes through life gradually recruiting a reverse-harem of males who foster inside themselves the sliver of a chance of boning her. These men constantly vy for time with said female to ply her with their pathetic excuse for game. The female in question will reciprocate all such gestures with almost entirely platonic affection that is nevertheless so laden with femininity that it hints of something more.
She will generally gradually take on some responsiblities for her livestock, increasing their dependence over time and diminishing their self-respect and self-reliance, futher ensuring their continued service.
She will request favours from them with little promised in return, trusting they will help her "because they're such nice guys".
The female may live with anywhere from 2 to as many as 4 or 5 males, depending on their sense of self-worth and her abilities and experience as a farmer.
The males will habour a deep resentment for each other within their hearts but will mask this on the surface as they believe co-operation and bonhomie to be desireable traits in their quest for the ultimate status of bottom bitch.
She will generally gradually take on some responsiblities for her livestock, increasing their dependence over time and diminishing their self-respect and self-reliance, futher ensuring their continued service.
She will request favours from them with little promised in return, trusting they will help her "because they're such nice guys".
The female may live with anywhere from 2 to as many as 4 or 5 males, depending on their sense of self-worth and her abilities and experience as a farmer.
The males will habour a deep resentment for each other within their hearts but will mask this on the surface as they believe co-operation and bonhomie to be desireable traits in their quest for the ultimate status of bottom bitch.
Observer 1: "Damn, that one dude is cleaning our her rats while she got another massaging her feet?"
Observer 2: "Yeah, bitch's simp farmer game is on point"
Observer 2: "Yeah, bitch's simp farmer game is on point"
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