softball

a game played by lesbians and only lesbians

oh hey my arm is really stiff from hitting those fly-balls in softball today can you work it for me?

by kiki12333 April 15, 2009

sifty

Casual, gentle pace.

Used by NZ mountain bikers to describe the pace of a ride that is not aggressive or fast.

Any Tauranga riders into sifty night rides?

C. will be taking a sifty women's pre-ride of the Mt. Vic course this Sunday afternoon.

by ClemNobody December 15, 2008

16in. Softball

Softball only played on the southside of chicago in which gloves are not used. A new 16in. Softball made by DeBeers must be used. with dual 1st. bases to prevent spiking, the ball is rock hard in the begining and turns into a true "softball" at the end. For which the game of taping a $100 bill to it, setting it on top of a 6in. Sch80 pipe, pounded into the ground with a half stick of tnt in said pipe after it is lit. First person to catch the ball wins the money, also will be the first person to actually catch the damn ball in history. Played just like 12in. softball with 10 players in the field.

Chicago man: Yeah i would like to go bowling , but i got a 16in. softball game in grant park tonight.
Tinley Park man: oh i play sofball too. im in a coed 12in. league with my sister.
Chicago man: I never knew you sucked cock.

by Tatty is a homo October 27, 2007

softball

Baseball for girls.

by hb November 4, 2003

softball

National game of the lesbian nation

lesbos play softball

once i screwed a lesbo, hence she become a bisoftual

by brainwash August 25, 2004

Sifting

When an older male/female dates, or brings a younger person as a date to an event because either
1. They won't be able to find a date any other way and all younger people would want to go
2. The older person want to make sure they will get some action so they choose younger easier person

Usually only occurs in highschool/college situations like proms or semis
(Usually a bad idea that one will regret in the future)

Guy1: dude I'm bringing Sara to senior prom this year
Guy2: wait Sara the sophomore? Are you really going sifting for a prom date?
Guy1: yeah I found out that she will hook up with me if I get her into prom

by You February 19, 2015

Softball

A sport that is only played by goddesses (females) and was created to show boys how it’s done

*baseball is created*
*everybody loves baseball*

*softball is created*

*everybody loves softball*
Girls : *fistbumb

Boys : *cry

by King2864 February 23, 2019