Shrinkage

Shrinkage is a phenomena of epic loss of proportion to male genitalia when exposed to sudden or extreme drop in temperature causing them to " shrink " or disappear all together for a short period.

I fell through the ice at the lake just now and got a major case of " shrinkage " going on!!

by Mr_Shlaapu November 25, 2018

scrunkly

Micheal Wheeler is the definition of scrunkly. just look at him.

Look at the little scrunkly.

or

He’s such a scrunkly little guy.

by byleration August 29, 2022

shmoney shrinkage

After spending a large quantity of your money, you’ll experience a Shmoney Shrinkage.

Seth: “Hey Peter how is college going?”
Peter: “Not to great, after paying for it I’m experiencing a major Shmoney Shrinkage

by FluxyBoiy August 14, 2019

Scrunkly

Beerus.

AWWWWWWWWW BEERUS IS SUCH A LIL CUTE SCRUNKLY *proceeds to nosebleed*

by Ahumi May 24, 2022

shrinkage

A phrase in inventory control that accounts for employee and customer theft.

The reason stuff costs so much in convenience stores is shrinkage.

by harry flashman July 10, 2003

Boner-Shrinker

Any situation that causes you to lose your boner very rapidly.

1. When you are masturbating and your parents walk in giving you a "Boner-Shrinker".
2. Waking up in the middle of a sexy dream with a hard-on next to your FAT UGLY companion lover giving you a "Boner-Shrinker".
3. When you are at the beach with a bunch of hot chicks and you have a boner. Then you get in the ice cold water.
4. Hilary Clinton would also be considered a "Boner-Shrinker"

by 1pseudonym145 February 20, 2009

shrinklage

an act of shrinking and wrinkling

hey dude, theres an old guy skinny dippin in the pool.

that's some massive shrinklage you got goin on there, bro!

by shrinklage February 27, 2009