shmental

paranoid; crazy;

someone who needs to know everything

That really short kid over there is extremely shmental

jeez, I am going shmental.

Person 1: I have seen every episode ever of Cheap seats
Person 2: You are so shmental

You are a shmental face.

by Adam shmental face September 8, 2005

shmintons

a little boris johnson looking idiot who thinks hes someone but actually just a sad little child who cant get over the fact he gets no bitches

ew look at him

thats shmintons

by fijdjondn July 13, 2022

shintaoka

well.. basicly its using as many non traditional items in bed as u can

such as using a fish to stroke ure clit with..

by headCASE May 21, 2003

Shmindy

a cigarette thats so good it has to be fattening

man i want a smoke... but lets have a shmindy instead

by pissin excellence January 10, 2008

shmantz

a meterosexual man's version of female capris, where the calves are invitingly advertized, and the man looks like his pants shrunk a few sizes in the wash, magicly only in length. Very popular with the European male.

"Damn, he be wearing shmantz. It's not that hot outside."

by B.B.B February 24, 2008

shintangle

a gigantic, dirty growth of pubic hairbush, either male or female, that has grown so long it now tangles and creates it's own set of miniature dreadlocks, may look as if the wearer has a black sheep taped to the groin

dude! i banged hana last night and she had a shintangle so big i couldn't even find it!

by the incredible mr. f January 27, 2009

shmantastic

same as fantastic

a fun way to say the word -- resembling a drunk person's speech

"Hey we're having a huge party tonite"

"SHMANTASTIC!!!"

by Jonathan Suzuki January 29, 2009