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Shatfoop

Pooftahs spelled backwards; A homosexual man(Australia or England)

Started in DDO when someone was reported for having "no pooftahs" in their lfm so they now use the term "no shatfoop" to keep from being banned.
The gay bar down the street is where all the shatfoop hang out.
by dylusional17 January 16, 2009
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Shitcock

Shitcock has no literal meaning. It is a noun, verb, and adjective Can be used in anyway possible. Can be used as an insult, compliment, or just to break the awkward silence of a room. Founder of the word is the one and only motherfacking COLBY CHEEEZE!!!
Ex.1:
Person 1: "Can you move your feet so i have more room to lie down."
Scoontie: "No."
Person 1: "Move yaa fackingg feet before i shitcock on your life!"

Ex.2:
Scoontie 1: "Oh thank God we can finally go to sleep now that Colby is asleep"
Colby:"SHITCOCK!!"
by COLBY CHEEEEZE October 30, 2011
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shitfar

Roughly the distance between Old East Campus and the Tritowers at NC State University

or

exactly .5 miles
Student A: Hey bro, wanna go to the creamery?

Student B: I want some ice cream so badly, homedog... but the library's like two shitfars from UT and I'm way too lazy to walk that.
by mr. wuf October 16, 2010
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shitbox

A lightweight portable cardboard toilet, made specifically for outdoor use
The look on Dean's face was indescribable after Waan poured the contents of the shitbox on his face
by Smokey68 March 12, 2009
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Shitface McDouchetard

Guy 1:

Man, JB sucks the Big Hairy Balls of a Monkey that Recently went through a Divorce and is trying to get over it by doing Crack but Crack didn't work for him so he had to start using weed and eventually killed everyone on his Monkey Planet so he committed suicide because he was lonely.

Guy 2:

Ya he's a Shitface McDouchetard!
by wearebieberhaters November 15, 2011
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Clapped Out Shitbox

A truck bought by your mommy and daddy that’s got a shitty exhaust you can’t afford to fix. They would only pay for half the lift kit so you said fuck it and slapped it on the front with some 22’s.
There’s that’s faggot in his clapped out shitbox
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Shiffoui

The act of using the penis to tease the vagina or anus by rubbing it along the length of their respective crevasse.
She totally wanted it even more after I Shiffoui'd her asshole.
by Androo & Sunny V August 5, 2008
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