Building a Shelf

When one becomes so enraged that they punch a hole in a wall, but later refine the opening into a serviceable aperture.

Person A: "What a lovely recessed mantle you have."

Person B: "Why thank you! My friend got so upset after losing in a video game, he stormed right over here and built a shelf."

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by Emperor Mirtzan July 22, 2011

Shelf Fat

Having so much fat that you can you it as a dinner tray.

Your stomach sticks out so far you can sit a dinner plate on it is Shelf Fat

by Smebie May 6, 2010

elf on the shelf

a stupid Christmas tradition that kids believe is real

parents also move the stupid toy around to make their kids happy

wow mommy its an elf on the shelf!!!!!!

by ocean tyler January 10, 2019

top shelf

basically the porn section of a mag section in a shop, dont look here unless u want dirrty looks

faye! that guy was just lookin at the top shelf!

by laura July 3, 2004

Top Shelf

Getting head on top of a parking structure.

Alex Koukov got Top Shelf the other night.

by DJ Clowney July 25, 2010

burrito shelf

A narrow shelf-like area, usually located in the dashboard of older vehicles, that is perfectly suited to hold something the size and shape of a burrito and little else, such as the 1992 Chevrolet S-10 Tahoe.

Passenger: "Dude, where can I put these drumsticks?"
Driver: "Stick them in the burrito shelf."

by streetwedge November 20, 2009

Top Shelfing

The act of defecating in someone's finest bottle of liquor. A homage to the classic Upper Decker.

Carl was being a douche at the party, so I gave him a good old fashioned top shelfing.

by Dr. Fugswidit June 8, 2018