shampoon

The aerosol spray strippers use on their vaginas to cover the promiscuous latex aroma

That sh!t was rank until she put some shampoon on it

by Nadaface July 15, 2016

Shamoo

A super fat fuck who needs a crane to move.

Damn look at that fat kid!What a shamoo!

by Jeanette Belle-Isle June 2, 2008

Shampow

(v.)

A counterpunch against a malicious bite to any part of the body. Works best if bitting offender is a prostitute.

"Vincent thouroughly shampow'd a prostitute and earned a straight ticket to jail, where he will be shampow'd in an endeavor to escape the inmates' clutches."

by Sulfo April 5, 2009

peak a boo shamoo

To take a shit that is so long that it falls into the hole of the toilet and extends upwards to pop its head up out of the toilet water, as if to say "peak a boo".

I just took the longest turd you should have seen it it was a total peak a boo shamoo! wicked!

by Paul Rabinowitz July 4, 2006

Shampon

A feminine hygiene product made of a Sham-Wow, similar to a tampon. Lasts all week and is re-usable. Turns red when done.

Slogan: (To the theme of Land of the Lost)

Sham-Sham-Sham
Sham-Sh-Sham-Shampon
Never Buy a Tampon Again!

Mother: Your grandmother asked me to give this to you when she passed away

Daughter: A Shampon! Thanks, I'll never have to buy a tampon again!

by McSchlops September 1, 2009

shampoot

The act of farting in the shower. It is usually done without thinking first. For some reason only the gods know, these farts smell a billion times worse than normal gas passing.

I was rinsing, lathering, and repeating before I let out the mother of shampoots.

by G Freezy March 8, 2009

ShamPow

(v.) The act of brutally beating a hooker for personal enjoyment while mopping up her blood with the super absorbant, "Shamwow".
Typically your name has to be Vince Shlomi, however exceptions can be made for those who nearly kill the bitch.

SHAMPOW!! YOU KNOW THE GERMANS MAKE GOOD STUFF!! WATCH ME SOP UP BE BLOOD WITH NO MILDEW.

by ArchimageFan666 March 30, 2009