It is when you put a knife on the end of your penis, then hit it with a hammer down into the shaft splitting it into two.
by Flakes be gone October 21, 2019
Get the Shaft Splitingmug. Action in which two homosexual men try a heterosexual act by both inserting their penis into the same hole of a female. Their arousel is mostly derived from the two shafts rubbing together. This homo sexual occurance is referred to as shaft friction.
My boys and I thought it would be good idea to double dip in this chick until we felt the awkward shaft friction.
by dude you're getting a dell September 27, 2015
Get the shaft frictionmug. When your partner shits on your penis as a outcome of anal sex or because of your fucked up idea of an kinky fantasy.
by bench knight May 6, 2015
Get the Shit the Shaftmug. I just saw a hobo getting shaft attacked!
"I just suffered a massive shaft attack last night", said Sheldon
"I just suffered a massive shaft attack last night", said Sheldon
by Roko8888 May 31, 2014
Get the Shaft Attackmug. Whenst thy shaft is placed so firmly betwixt a maiden's busom or vaginal lips so succulently, and the sensation doth become so overwhelming that thy shaft quivers with glee
by ItsDaPoleece December 28, 2013
Get the quivering shaftmug. In college, a difficult professor might shaft the class. By extension, 'self-shaft' means taking the same class independent study.
by Secret Agent Man September 17, 2003
Get the self-shaftmug. A device for smoking marijuana that is made by cutting off the end of a wiffle ball bat, poking a hole in the side, and inserting an aluminum foil bowl into the hole. The bowl is then lit, and the end is covered, allowing the shaft to fill with smoke. It is then inhaled from the base of the bat.
Hey man, we made a shaft of damocles last night. Muthafucker cost us $2, and hits like you wouldn't believe.
by Dylan and Alex December 14, 2008
Get the shaft of damoclesmug.