lip service

1. When someone says they're going to do something when they aren't going to do anything to support it. Bankers often give lip service.

2. The act of licking a vagina.

Person A: Oh, don't worry, I'll take care of that right away.

Person B: Meh, that's probably just lip service, I won't get too excited.

by Poncho Franzwarez March 11, 2010

Secret Service

When taking a female from behind, you pull out and spit on her back, then as she looks back you ejaculate in her ear causing her to put her hand up to her ear like a secret service agent covering his earpiece.

He gave her the secret service

by Justin G May 12, 2004

Maritime Self Service

Self-pleasurization on the Banner server.

A.K.A.- Jerking off.

"Hey dude, did you have a good time tonight?"

"Yeah, I loved visiting the Maritime home page. I ended up giving myself a Maritime Self Service."

by Good Guy Greg September 2, 2011

social services

bunch of interfering bastards.

that was a joke. the social services do a great job.

by prettyugly November 21, 2004

lip service

Pretending to believe or feel something

Teacher:"Now say you're sorry"
Student:"...Sorry"

by Aeon102 May 15, 2004

survive

What you have no chance of doing if your base belong to CATS, an intergallactic Nazi with a heart of gold.

If you have no chance of doing this, then you must make your time.

CATS: You have no chance to survive, make your time.

by Tookar April 13, 2005

service dog

A service dog is a dog that is specifically trained to perform tasks to help a disabled person. Service dogs are Different than Emotional Support and Therapy animals. Service dogs should never be distracted while working.

My service dog is trained alert to my seizures.

Please don't touch my Service Dog.

by Voodoothebeauceron September 21, 2016