serious squint

when guys take a selfie while putting on a serious face and squinting to look cool or high.

i saw John take a serious squint selfie in class.

by unionjismylife203 May 19, 2014

sticky squint

When a guy jerks off with his head on the bed and his back curved so his cock is above his head and blows his load in his eye (sometimes in his mouth or all over his face)

Lastnight i was watching facial porn and really wanted to know what it was like for the girl so i got in position and gave myself a sticky squint

by douchecanoe98 March 1, 2015

dog-sequitur

When you're having a conversation and a dog interrupts, and then you go back to whatever you were discussing before

So then we wer- DOG! But yeah so then we were going to get coffee.
That is a dog-sequitur.

by dot-bin October 4, 2016

nigga squint

Brett Steward

Bad ass baseball player nigga squint. Also known as bad ass state wrestling champ

by joewhite man July 24, 2016

queefus squintillion

a lovely tasty ogre who queefs rat juice onto foot soup

i cant wait to try queefus squintillions rat juice soup

by M0NST3R_£SS3NC3 July 2, 2023

Non-Sequential Hermaphrodite

Not to be confused with "Simultaneous Hermaphrodite". An organism whose sex changes multiple times in its lifetime, usually aperiodically.

The sea creature started out as a female but became a male a month later. Last week, it was female. Yesterday, it was male. Today, it is female again. It seems to be a non-sequential hermaphrodite.

by Shugunou September 22, 2023

Nuke Squint

Derogatory slang for Japanese people

Man pulls up in a Subaru. "Boy them Nuke Squint's sure do make a damn good car, I tell you what."

by GeneralNohacs November 2, 2023