Self-pity

Pity for oneself; especially exaggerated or self-indulgent pity where you believe that you are the victim who has done no wrong and is deserving of condolence from everyone.
"Self-pity is easily the most destructive of the non-pharmaceutical narcotics; it is addictive, gives momentary pleasure and separates the victim from reality"

For a prime example of self-pity, see Nice Guy.
by OneBadAsp November 04, 2006
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self-loving

when you masturbate out of no other option
"Man no girl would ever have sex with me so i gotta do a little self-loving
by Gangister Aiwaa October 24, 2008
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Self-Righteous

A self-righteous person acts superior to his peers because he believes his moral standards are perfect. This "moral smugness" is condescending by nature and is usually found offensive by others.

Self-righteousness is a way unintelligent and nonathletic people can retain a sense of superiority. Various cults and religions promote self-righteousness in an attempt to convert the average person, who feels immoral by comparison.
Joe: Hey, I downloaded this awesome movie! Want to go watch it?
Tim: You DOWNLOADED it?
Joe: Yeah..?
Tim: *Sigh* That's immoral and against the law. I would never do that.
Joe: You're a self-righteous tool.
by Storm_Surge October 17, 2008
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self-reference

See self-reference
by Delusional October 14, 2003
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self promo

when you advertise one of your own accounts, clothing etc.
Dude don’t self promo your Snapchat too much.
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Self Bagger

Referring to one (normally a female) who is so hideous, revolting and/or disgusting that one would rather place a bag over one's head in the hope of suffocating, thus leading to death, as opposed to having intercourse with said person/female.
A spoof of "bag her and tag her" and the grocery store checkout method.
I passed a girl the other day that was possible the most disturbing thing I had ever seen. She was a definite self bagger
by Marin Rs March 31, 2009
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Self Bukkake

The act of ejaculating on ones own face.
"Last night I was really lonely.. so when I was cumming I decided to self bukkake on myself"
by Jet March 05, 2004
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