/ skreut. adj. A person with no ambition to better themselves, happy to sponge off the state / welfare system. A social leech. Often of little intelligence or poorly educated, but unaware of their limitations. Occurs within all social age groups (they are living longer despite out efforts to poison with alcohol or tobacco). Often one family member may have held employment within local manual labour sector, and will endeavor to wash at least fortnightly. Their offspring however see no reason to contribute to society, except only to burden it further with their own ferrel inter-related produce.
Due to their social habits and needs scroats are often founds in groups or packs. They have complex interwoven family / community structures which are fiercely territorial. When not in their own social housing area the males can be found looking for anything of value not bolted down. Often congregate outside suppliers of cheap alcohol, betting shops, or post offices (when collecting their benefits). The females however favor pregnancy as a means to securing housing or greater financial income.
by daft-guy August 20, 2009
Get the Scroat mug.When a man or woman has mastered all possible fetishes with the male scrotum, he / she will then be crowned a "scrotum champ". It can also be used as an insult, which is commonly used to target someone's sexuality.
Guy: Hey girl, Rodney told me you were a scrotum champ.
Girl: Well, let's just say i know how to please a man.
OR
Guy: Hey chester, I'll kick your ass you piece of shit.
Other Guy: Atleast I'm not a scrotum champ, faggot.
Girl: Well, let's just say i know how to please a man.
OR
Guy: Hey chester, I'll kick your ass you piece of shit.
Other Guy: Atleast I'm not a scrotum champ, faggot.
by mike, blake, anthony July 28, 2006
Get the scrotum champ mug.by ShiftyJack November 25, 2009
Get the Scrotorboat mug.Kate just loves it when she’s piping her guy off and she finds herself in the middle of a scroflake shower
Dean hates it when he sees scroflakes drifting in his underpants
Dean hates it when he sees scroflakes drifting in his underpants
by Scroflake warrior March 2, 2018
Get the Scroflakes mug.Scrooms, widely considered as the most superior race, and regarded objectively as a fact as the strongest race in existence, wield abilities infused with immense power, such abilities which only those enlightened may understand the true power of. The extent of such power is unimaginable by us humans because we cannot sense such and to us it cannot exist, but scrooms contain vast pools of limitless power. They bless those who have ascended past the mortal confines of reality and grant swift punishments to the impurity that taints this folded plane of reality. They oversee all forms of reality and past such confines of existence. We cannot begin to form the mere concepts which would let us imagine such vast power. Scrooms are the superior race, and let it be known as such.
by flying mushroom god January 8, 2021
Get the Scroom mug.The flap of skin inside a mans scrotum, a hole/cavity which is located underneath the base of the penis slightly off to the left/right side. See if you can find it by making a hook with your finger and just below the base of your penis by the side off to the left/right press against your scrotum and pull up-wards. (you may have to wiggle your finger a bit to get it in)
by phendal mcdavish March 25, 2010
Get the Scrotole mug.An fantasy RPG developed and published by Bethesda.
It is addicting and seems that it will never end, the more you play, the more you'll have to do.
It is also a game that should have won some kind of award for it's brutal capacity of glitches and bugs.
Probably the most known is the vampire cure glitch, people that played it on the consoles now what I am talking about.
It is so fucking annoying but you won't really care, you'll be begging for more and paying the ultimate price of sweat, blood, tears, sweat made of blood, tears of blood and other possible combinations.
It's all good.
It is addicting and seems that it will never end, the more you play, the more you'll have to do.
It is also a game that should have won some kind of award for it's brutal capacity of glitches and bugs.
Probably the most known is the vampire cure glitch, people that played it on the consoles now what I am talking about.
It is so fucking annoying but you won't really care, you'll be begging for more and paying the ultimate price of sweat, blood, tears, sweat made of blood, tears of blood and other possible combinations.
It's all good.
About Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
red: Hey mister, I like RPG's what games do you know that are good for me to go *buy*?*cough cough*
gold: Well. Have you ever heard of Elder Scrolls IV: Obli.........
The world implodes sucking the entire universe into this massive black hole and after the implosion, it will create an egg shaped thingy that is cosmic energy containing space and time, the massive pressure of absolutely nothing causes this egg thingy to explode in every way and continuously expanding forever, reseting the entire universe.
So, go play it.
Or not.
Seriously though, do it.
red: Hey mister, I like RPG's what games do you know that are good for me to go *buy*?*cough cough*
gold: Well. Have you ever heard of Elder Scrolls IV: Obli.........
The world implodes sucking the entire universe into this massive black hole and after the implosion, it will create an egg shaped thingy that is cosmic energy containing space and time, the massive pressure of absolutely nothing causes this egg thingy to explode in every way and continuously expanding forever, reseting the entire universe.
So, go play it.
Or not.
Seriously though, do it.
by Arche December 25, 2009
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