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Hop Scotch

To "hop scotch" or "hopping scotch" is to do something extreme and or unexpected out of extreme emotion or lack thereof.
Ex 1: "A chick was hopping scotch at Wendy's. Flipping tables and everything."

Ex 2: "He gone hop scotch on yo ass if you don't stop playing with him...."

Ex 3: "The bitch hopped scotch and said she loved em after the first date."

Ex 4: "He had to use the bathroom so bad, he hopped scotch and took a piss in public."
by Purrpologist May 14, 2020
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Scotched

When you smoke a pipe and have a charge!
I’ve smoked that much puff, I feel scotched!
by Scotchtape123 June 3, 2020
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Scotch Egg Syndrome

When seasonal changes to the weather occur and produce sub zero temperatures, men are susceptible to Scotch Egg Syndrome. A condition know only to affect males, when testicles are particularly cold, the scrotal sack reduces in size and the testicles amalgamate into one "ball", resembling a Scotch Egg. Hence, Scotch Egg Syndrom
Jim - "It is fucking freezing outside!"
Mike - "Tell me about it, mate. I've got Scotch Egg Syndrome."
by S34NY November 3, 2012
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electric scotch tape

When you put on wool socks during sex, rub your feet on the floor, and shock them.
Dude I gave Jen an electric scotch tape last night!
by Hambone6996 October 22, 2013
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Scotch Taped

Scotch taped is rhymes with Date, Cake and R$&?$
You've been Scotch Taped by Pell the Cardinal
by Four Square January 16, 2024
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Scotch

when your a full blown fucking retard and decide to rip off, set up, rought anyone type of shit you will be scotched.

A man who is already allocated the job ...the 7foot big motherfuckin scary psycotic will drug, kidnap, and rape the fuck out of you aka ...a man and upon waking MAJORITY LIKE 99.9% OF THE TIME. this is the most de-masculating fuckin thing ever and if you fuck up enough in the game i swear to god mothefruckers will get you.

hilarious as it is not many are heard about after that...
"Fuck that cunt he owes 10s of thousands and wants to fuckin brag about a big wad of cash, scotch him"
"have you spoken to gary lately? nah heard that motherfucker was scotched"
by Harmony Mills October 19, 2022
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Scotch Egg

A delicious (to some people) snack that consists of breadcrumbs around a sausage barrier, and in the centre is a boiled egg.
Person: have you tried a Scotch Egg before?

Other person: I have! It’s very nice!
by Nottellingyoumyname123 June 1, 2022
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