Inverted scotch egg

A turd with a diarrhea coating that expels very rapidly and usually splashes your ass.

I just dropped an inverted scotch egg and spent the last 10 minutes wiping my ass.

by Harvey Prince May 29, 2021

Scotch Hotdog

A word referring to the penis of any person from the British Isles from anywhere other than Scotland.

Have you seen that Welsh man's Scotch Hotdog? It's at least a furlong.

by NoxMelo November 12, 2021

scandanavian scotch diving board

laying your tip on someone’s open mouth and pouring scotch down your shaft

rob tried to give me the ole scandanavian scotch diving board last night but it was too small

by Averagefloridian July 3, 2025

electric scotch tape

When you put on wool socks during sex, rub your feet on the floor, and shock them.

Dude I gave Jen an electric scotch tape last night!

by Hambone6996 October 22, 2013

scotch family day

girls turn up to see boys even tho the boys couldnt care less if they are there.

on snap chat
'hey are you at the scotch family day'
'yeah'
'can i see you?'
*read 5 mins ago*

by 666thedevil October 16, 2018

ear scotch

something deeply warming and soothing to listen to.

The new Leonard Cohen album, is wonderful, its like a belt of fine ear scotch!

by adric September 21, 2016

Scotch Egg Syndrome

When seasonal changes to the weather occur and produce sub zero temperatures, men are susceptible to Scotch Egg Syndrome. A condition know only to affect males, when testicles are particularly cold, the scrotal sack reduces in size and the testicles amalgamate into one "ball", resembling a Scotch Egg. Hence, Scotch Egg Syndrom

Jim - "It is fucking freezing outside!"
Mike - "Tell me about it, mate. I've got Scotch Egg Syndrome."

by S34NY November 3, 2012