by TeaBagginsMcGee March 29, 2024
Get the Scotch Eggmug. by Averagefloridian July 3, 2025
Get the scandanavian scotch diving boardmug. 1. A Scam, False Promise, or Major Disappointment.
2. A form of trickery where the perpetrator keeps their promise on a technicality but the end result obviously doesn't match reasonable expectations.
Based on 2024 incident in Glasgow Scotland where families had purchased tickets to enter an "immersive Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory exhibit" and were then handed a few jellybeans and told to walk through a sparsely and cheaply decorated warehouse.
2. A form of trickery where the perpetrator keeps their promise on a technicality but the end result obviously doesn't match reasonable expectations.
Based on 2024 incident in Glasgow Scotland where families had purchased tickets to enter an "immersive Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory exhibit" and were then handed a few jellybeans and told to walk through a sparsely and cheaply decorated warehouse.
"Now she's not answering her phone. I'm afraid she has taken you to Scotch Candyland."
"He told me his name was Steven and you his name was Bob... And now you find out that he has children in another country? What kind of Scotch Candyland is this!? "
"He told me his name was Steven and you his name was Bob... And now you find out that he has children in another country? What kind of Scotch Candyland is this!? "
by FLSqueezed February 27, 2024
Get the Scotch Candylandmug. 1. A vagina or vagina owner who is angry but optimistic; a fanny half-full.
2. The peaty smell of a vagina the morning after a night of drinking whiskey.
2. The peaty smell of a vagina the morning after a night of drinking whiskey.
by Chotello January 12, 2019
Get the Scotch fannymug. by Scotchtape123 June 3, 2020
Get the Scotchedmug. When seasonal changes to the weather occur and produce sub zero temperatures, men are susceptible to Scotch Egg Syndrome. A condition know only to affect males, when testicles are particularly cold, the scrotal sack reduces in size and the testicles amalgamate into one "ball", resembling a Scotch Egg. Hence, Scotch Egg Syndrom
Jim - "It is fucking freezing outside!"
Mike - "Tell me about it, mate. I've got Scotch Egg Syndrome."
Mike - "Tell me about it, mate. I've got Scotch Egg Syndrome."
by S34NY November 3, 2012
Get the Scotch Egg Syndromemug. by adric September 21, 2016
Get the ear scotchmug.