School

School, a time that you spend working for your headteachers so as to get decent grades for when you work for your boss. So that you can retire at an old age and use your svaings to watch daytime TV in a rocking chair. Then die, happy and content with the knowledge that you passed some of your GCSE's.

Step 1. School
Step 2. Work
Step 3. Retire
Step 4. Die

by Work Ethic July 31, 2011

school

A form of mental torture where the torturer strips the victim of there Constitutional rights then forces them to do stressfull, Repetitive tasks that yield no reward.

School is the punishment for being born.

by ching chong9 April 4, 2016

School

See jail, hell, boring

Got school sucks ass, I wanna drop out. Doesn't matter, I skip enough to survive.

by Mish October 26, 2004

school

A place that used to be where you got to learn stuff, now it's a place where some f*cking teachers try to make you their slaves.

Teacher: Hey kid, throw this tissue away for me, then you'll get an A+ or else you'll get an F.

I go to school and hate the bitchass teachers there.

by biased, just like everyone else December 28, 2005

School

a place that is badass and all educational... most of the time boring, unenlightening, and nonproductive... here you will find the boys rooms where smoking isn't allowed.

I'm gonna go to school, and at school, I will be a schoolboy, merrily doing the schoolboy thing, and perhaps get schooled by the bigger tough guys.

by DomZilla999 January 6, 2003

School

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I hate school.

by iMakeTrashUrbanStuff November 24, 2020

School

A terribly boring place which you wish someone would blow it up or set on fire or something.

"I hate school it is SO boring!"-A. Pupil "I know I wish it would blow up"-Another pupil

by education, smeducation May 6, 2009